alexxphoenix42:

Hey friend, I’m sure there’s more out there, but this is what I could reasonably find for this. 😉

Sherlock
humps the bed

Yorkshire
Dreaming by KittieHill, 1 k, explicit. Sherlock and John must
share a bed after a case. John wakes to Sherlock humping the bed in his sleep. A
mutual wank finishes them both off.

Pillow Talk
by 221b_hound, 2 k, explicit. John gets home late from work and finds Sherlock
asleep in the upstairs room – apparently having fallen asleep mid-wank while
inhaling the scent of John’s pillow. Well, you should always finish what you
start, John thinks…

Pull by philalethia, 6 k,
explicit. John pulls his hair in a moment of frustration. Sherlock is surprised
to find that he enjoys it.

Three Seasons of Falling by lockedin221b, 24 k, explicit. Sherlock is back from the
dead, and John wants to be angry with him, but Sherlock needs him. As they come
to face the last threat of Moriarty’s web, things change between them.

This is it by fireofangels, 2 k mature. Imagine Sherlock Holmes transformed into a bunny
boy. Just the long ears, fluffy white (adorable) tail, and the insatiable
sexual urges. He’s so horny now, all the time, and only John can fill him like
he needs to be filled.  (Locked to AO3
users.)

Say no to this ( I can’t say no to this) by Readingfanfics, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock watches John sleep from time to time through the
surveillance cam in John’s room. One night John isn’t sleeping at all.

alexxphoenix42:

Hey friend, I’ve been looking around trying to find more for this list and then I just started reading

Oh!, by May_Shepard

which is just FANTASTIC, but doesn’t fit this ask, so we’ll have to just go with what I have! If others know more, chime in!

Caught Wanking

Never Change a Running System by
Lorelei_Lee, 54 k, explicit. Virgin!lock. Sherlock discovers his sexuality. He
asks John to help him out as a friend, and then proceeds to experiment with
wanking until John is about to lose his mind. Cute. Thumbs up.

Just a Touch by
MissDavis, 6 k, explicit. John needs something to get himself to sleep at
night, but a shared hotel room with Sherlock looks to put the kibosh on a
bedtime wank. Except that Sherlock seems to be joining in.  Friends to lovers – super hot, with “have to
share a bed” thrown in for maximum feels. Yum.

Safe in his Mouth by
ScienceofObsession, 2 k, explicit. When a particularly awful case has Sherlock
and John in emotional shreds, they come together to help each other heal in the
best way they know how. John walks in on Sherlock wanking, and things go from
there. Almost a prose poem, this is so lovely.

Perpetual
Motion
by Fay(orphan account), 75 k, explicit. Virginlock. Sherlock is asexual, or
perhaps demi-sexual, and John is not gay. Maybe he’s bisexual, or perhaps
really just Sherlock-sexual. It’s hard to tell. The lines get all muddled when
little games start to get out of hand. Through the fights, a month-long orgasm
denial challenge for Sherlock, and a trip to view the house he inherits from
his grandmamma, things get real. Sherlock’s penis, Mr. Cock, is practically a
third person in the relationship, and I am deaded at how great this story is.
Sweet, silly, sexy – thumbs up.

alexxphoenix42:

OH YES, nonny, I have some wanking fics I can pass along! 🙂

Wanking
Johnlock Fic Recs

a fool could see just how much i adore you by
trustingno1, 1.7 k, explicit. Mind palace sex. While Sherlock concocts a wank
fantasy in his mind palace, too many people come to watch. It’s funny, sexy,
and sad as poor Sherlock pines for John in real life.

The problem with polyjuice by
thisisforyou, 4 k, explicit. Potterlock. Desperately in love, Sherlock uses
Polyjuice Potion to do naughty things to John’s body, with the infallible
excuse that John will never find out. Right?

Never Change a Running System by Lorelei_Lee, 54 k,
explicit. Virgin!lock. Sherlock discovers his sexuality. He asks John to help
him out as a friend, and then proceeds to experiment with wanking until John is
about to lose his mind. Cute. Thumbs up.

When the Sky is Full of Zeroes and Ones by
sophiahelix, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock finds that he can sleep if he wanks to the
sound of John and his female guest next door. One time, there is no female
guest, and they both want to get off. Angsty.

Perpetual Motion by orphan_account,
75 k, explicit.  Virginlock. Sherlock is
asexual, or perhaps demi-sexual, and John is not gay. Maybe he’s bisexual, or
perhaps really just Sherlock-sexual. It’s hard to tell. The lines get all
muddled when little games start to get out of hand. Through fights, and
wanking, and orgasm denial, the two build something solid between them. Silly,
and sexy – thumbs up!

Just a Touch by MissDavis, 6 k, explicit. John needs something to get himself
to sleep at night, but a shared hotel room with Sherlock looks to put the
kibosh on a bedtime wank. Except that Sherlock seems to be joining in.  Friends to lovers – super hot.

Imperfect by PoppyAlexander, 1.8 k, explicit. Even
though Sherlock has risen from the dead, John still can’t trust him, and the
wedding planning with Mary continues. Infidelity, sad wanking on the phone!
Beware the angst.

The Perfect Specimen by Cleo2010, 16 k, explicit. After
seeing John undressed for the first time and making certain observations,
Sherlock quickly becomes obsessed with a certain body part belonging to his
flatmate. An unashamed masturbation-fest, first person
and very detailed.

Always Feel It by philalethia, 2 k,
explicit.  Sherlock’s mind being what it
is, masturbation can be a bit… complicated.

At the Edge of Desire by philalethia, 16
k, explicit. While helping John move back in to the flat, Sherlock discovers a
strap-on among John’s things. He finds the discovery considerably difficult to
move past.

As He Wants Him to Be by patternofdefiance, 2 k,
explicit. Sherlock’s sad wank fantasy. Trapped at his family’s house for
Christmas, Sherlock imagines … other things.

alexxphoenix42:

Heya nonny. Oooh, there’s a number of great fics that list this in their tags …

Mutual Masturbation

 

The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst, 19 k, mature. Sherlock and John
attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer – a man who’s been
seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns,
hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden places and some Halloween-flavored fluff
are all on hand to “treat” you. Boo.

Blind Date by SwissMiss, 6 k, explicit. Uni AU. Mike sets John
up on a blind date, but she never shows up. Instead, there’s this mysterious
stranger…

Rearranged by Itsallfine, 5 k, explicit. The chairs in 221b get
rearranged as part of an experiment. John gets a whole new view of Sherlock.

Knotted by naughtyspirit, 23 k, explicit. John has to cancel
a date because of Sherlock’s case, which leads them to be tied up in a basement
from which they have to escape. They get wet, get tied up close and John has to
step up and save them. Because he’s pretty. And hot. And just a little bit of a
BAMF.

Into the Dark by bittergreens, 10 k, explicit. When Lestrade calls
John and Sherlock in to help arrest the ringleader of a notorious dog fighting
syndicate, things don’t go quite according to plan. Sherlock has a bad
reaction. It’s up to John to pull him back from the edge. OR, Sherlock loves dogs.
John loves Sherlock. John Watson is basically a dog. You do the math.

The Perfect Specimen: Part II by
Cleo2010, 11 k, explicit. It’s three weeks later and Sherlock wants to take the
next step with John.

In One Month by roane, 34 k, explicit. It takes almost losing
Sherlock to make John question how he actually feels about his flatmate and
friend, and by questioning that, he questions everything about himself.

Just a Touch by MissDavis, 6 k, explicit. John has trouble
falling asleep these days. There’s one thing he can do that always seems to
help, but he’s stuck in this hotel room with Sherlock and doesn’t think he’ll
get the chance. How will he ever find relief and a good night’s sleep?

The Naked Truth by naughtyspirit, 20 k, explicit. When Sherlock is
bored, John very politely plays chess with him. He’s so very obliging but he’s
also suffering from a seemingly desperate lust that’s exacerbated when they
decide that strip chess is an excellent idea. Excellent, but very dangerous. Fluff, smut and Sherlock and John getting naked a lot.

Sherlock Afoot by wendymarlowe, 3 k, explicit. John steps on a
hedgehog. Sherlock has no personal boundaries. They both fall in a river.
Sherlock tries his hand at doctoring. And they both indulge in a thorough
appreciation of John’s feet.

Your Voice, It Makes Me Whole; Your Words, They Make Me Feel by
Morwen_Maranwe, 13 k, explicit. Five times John Watson uses his voice and words
to help Sherlock orgasm, and one time he doesn’t need to.

Sleeping next to you by
Salambo06, 5 k, explicit. When they offer Mrs. Hudson a bed at 221b, Sherlock
and John are left to share the other.

Sherlock Gets In Hot Water by
wendymarlowe, 4 k, explicit.  John and
Sherlock have shower sex after getting stuck in the bathroom together.

His Right Hand by redscudery, 7 k, explicit.
Historical AU. John Watson, Viscount Granthorpe, needs a private secretary.
Mycroft Holmes, Baronet Clytheroe, has a troublesome younger brother who is
entirely unsuited for the army or the clergy. Sherlock, under threat of being
cut off from the family purse, accepts the position reluctantly, but he will
discover that there are unexpected advantages to being under John Watson’s
protection.

Collections of Clues by
ianavi, 8 k, explicit. Virginlock. Older John, younger Sherlock. Sherlock works
in a library, and one of the patrons, an army veteran, has him stalking the man
through the stacks and collecting clues. For some reason, he is simply
fascinating. John has Sherlock home for dinner, making pasta, and making out on
the couch.

The Dead Letters by cwb, 17 k, explicit. Sherlock is dead, and John
might as well be. When Sherlock breaks his silence to keep John from doing
something drastic, John tries to work through his anger enough to respond.

The Handler by saturn_in_retrograde 11 k, explicit. Sherlock is
injured after a mission and is resting at Mycroft’s estate, bored out of his
mind. That is, until the handsome Captain John Watson shows up to interview for
a job as a dog handler. Sherlock decides to have some fun with a fake
interview, but the Captain might ultimately have a few lessons for Sherlock
about animal behavior…  An alternate
universe retelling of how Sherlock and John met.

Red Apples by naughtyspirit, 21 k,
explicit. John and Sherlock work on a new case where the perpetrator seems
overly fond of Grimm fairytales. It’s business as normal, except John is pretty
sure that at some point he and Sherlock are going to have the
conversation.  The Conversation. The one
where they address why John can’t stop thinking about Sherlock naked and why
Sherlock appears to be reevaluating exactly how flattered he is.

Halving Infinity by sophiahelix, 9 k,
explicit. In which John goes on holiday, dances with a pretty girl, and
resolves a certain situation with his flatmate. (Part of the Matter of Degrees
series.)

 

alexxphoenix42:

Howdy, nonny. I think these might do! 😉

69 Sex
Position

Stairway
to Heaven by BeautifulFiction, 3 k, explicit. There was a very logical
explanation for the fact that Sherlock was lounging on their bed in sheer black
stockings, a lacy suspender belt, and nothing else.

Midnight
Plowboy by weeesi, 5 k, explicit. When John finds Sherlock’s
stash of vintage gay porn stories, he doesn’t tease him at all.  He finds Sherlock’s favorite and offers to
act out one of the scenes. Sherlock couldn’t be more in love. (Locked to AO3.)

Fifty Good Reasons by mistyzeo, 53 k,
explicit. A series of erotic vignettes between Sherlock and John.

It’s Not
Decent by pennydreadful, 1.9 k, explicit. Sherlock gets
John to try out a new sex position: in the middle of the day!

Between
Breaths by avawtsn, 4 k, explicit. Sherlock finds out how much he likes
choking on John’s cock. Unabashed PWP.

Booted
by Sexxica, 1 k, explicit. John and Sherlock have been kidnapped,
handcuffed, and stuffed together in a car boot. How come they can never take
these situations seriously?

Cap’n Jack
and Blacklock: A Pirate Honeymoon by PlainJane, 23 k, explicit. John
and Sherlock embark on a tropical honeymoon in Belize. Naturally, Sherlock
can’t just enjoy the sand and surf.

Doctor Watson’s Hiccup Cure-All
by rinwolfe, 10 k, explicit. Sherlock has the hiccups and REFUSES to go
to the crime scene until they stop. Doctor Watson has a few tricks up his
sleeve.

Soixante-Neuf
by doodle, 1 k, explicit. Shameless 69 PWP, established relationship.

Your Name Tattooed Across My
Heart by WhichWolfWins, 1 k, explicit. John didn’t
understand how they always managed to get into positions like these. Or, the
one with the morning blow jobs.

Bear
Necessity by Vulgarweed, 5 k, explicit. Set in that big ol’
West Virginia farmhouse in Bone-Fiddle-verse, on a wintry night. The 1970s were
probably the last decade that anyone could have sex on a bearskin rug in front
of a fireplace unironically. You decide if Sherlock and John managed lack of
irony or not.

Every
Bad Boy Loves a Sailor by Vulgarweed, 10 k, explicit.
Bone Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock
tells John a smutty and (mostly) true story. John’s got some mixed feelings
about Sherlock’s promiscuous past, but he can’t deny what hearing about it in
lascivious detail does to him – especially now that he’s the only one safely
naked in bed with him.

Putting
Up Shelves by iriswallpaper, 4 k, explicit.
(Sherlock/Chippers.) Sherlock stood on the pavement with a bloody nose as he
watched John and Mary drive away in a cab. He’d been in three restaurants that
night but he still hadn’t had a bite to eat – and he was famished. He finds a
new chip shop that opened while he was away and the proprietor is only too happy
to satisfy Sherlock’s hunger.

All Laced
Up and Nowhere to Go by lockedin221b, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock convinces
John they should dress in drag. They go down from there.

alexxphoenix42:

Oh my friend. I could probably fill a few screens for this ask. I decided to just stop at a certain point. (If I didn’t include your fantastic fic in this list my dear writers, I am SO sorry. There is just too much fantastic oral loving in the world of Johnlock fan fic to cover it all.) Please accept these as a random sampling. 😉

Blow jobs I have enjoyed – Johnlock

Ultraviolet
by QuickLikeLight, 5 k, explicit. Fun at the bar time. Soldier John home on
leave meets a drug-seeking Sherlock at loose ends. Dancing and sexy time ensue.
Oh my sweet young babies. Best back alley blow job award to this fic!

I Just Want You for My
Own by cwb. College AU. John and Sherlock have grown up
together in the American Midwest, friends, until something goes and changes.
This is the story of their glorious winter break from their respective colleges
spent in Chicago enjoying the sights, the food, the culture, and of course each
other in almost every way possible. (Locked to AO3 users.)

Safe in his
Mouth by ScienceofObsession, 2 k, explicit. When a particularly
awful case has Sherlock and John in emotional shreds, they come together to
help each other heal in the best way they know how. John walks in on Sherlock
wanking, and things go from there. Almost a prose poem, this is so lovely.

Distractions by allonsys_girl , 9 k, explicit.
Sherlock is a detective on a case in a bar. John is a pretty shots boy working
the room with a tray of drinks. Sherlock texts Lestrade that he’s off the case
for the night as he and John find a private spot. Ooh la la, lip gloss, gold
shorts and army boots, oh my! Switchlock.

A Cure For Boredom
by EmmaGrant01, 81 k, explicit. One of the hottest things you will ever read.
The lads start to visit a sex club so that Sherlock can do some research.
John’s safeword is “cinnamon.” PWP. Be still my beating heart. Original!

The Great
Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst – 58 k, explicit. John
and Sherlock have a bet on who knows more about sex and devise a contest with
people they find online willing to play. PWP. Truly one of the hottest things
ever written.  A fav.

The Whore of
Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there, 32 k, explicit.
John finds out after sleeping with Sherlock that the man has a sexual history
of over 400 partners. Only after Sherlock trusts John enough to share about his
past drug habit does Mycroft ease off. Dirty weekend with 24 hours naked in
Paris! Funny, weird, and oddly beautiful. Some sex, some angst. A fav.

Say You’ll Stay With Me by
justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic), 63 k, explicit.  Sherlock/Pretty Woman fusion. Rentboy
Sherlock, hookerlock. It was just supposed to be an ordinary business trip, but
when John’s car stalls out on Hollywood Boulevard, he meets someone who just might
change his life. This fic has some of the hottest sex scenes EVER. Smoking! Yes,
very yes.

Over
Fathoms Deep by bittergreens. WIP. Can’t get enough of historical
aristocrat Sherlock and sailor John meeting on a long sea voyage. Sherlock is
so shy and awkward, and John a golden ray of light bouncing into his life. How
sweet is this budding relationship. There is angst as they work their way
together, and then glorious, lyrical exploration of love and touch as they grow
closer together. Sea shanties, and sex, and tropical sun – oh my!

Common Tongues:
Unassuming Brilliance by jinglebell, 41 k, explicit. Simply
marvelous language kink. John is a polyglot – speaking several languages well.
Sherlock is amazed that John was able to hide this from him. Lots of fun sex, a
bit of case fic, and a wonderful relationship unspools as Sherlock and John
have fun with language, and each other. Friends to lovers fic. (Locked to AO3
users.)

alexxphoenix42:

howdy, friend, sadly I don’t have that much for this. If others know more, do jump in and share! (Also I prefer Alexx – because I’m extra special 😉

Spas & Sherlock

Magical Touch by
elimak, 3 k, explicit. Spa center AU. John starts working as a masseuse and
Sherlock is his client.

Steam and Water by
Schattengestalt, 15 k, mature. Sherlock and John are supposed to enjoy a
relaxing day at a spa, but a misunderstanding and long suppressed feelings
almost ruin everything for them.

It’s Not Like in the Films – Or
Is It? by mycitruspocket, 3 k, teen. Mystrade. “The things
one does for Queen and Country,” Mycroft mumbles under his breath into the
empty room, stretching his naked body languidly along the marble bench.

Corpus Hominis by
mycapeisplaid 47 k, explicit. John knows the human body intimately. He’s had
plenty of opportunity for study as a doctor, soldier, and lover. There’s one
particular body, however, he knows very little about. When Sherlock launches
himself head-first into a new obsession and they get sent on a case in an
unlikely location, the pair discovers each other’s bodies with confusing yet
delightful (and sometimes hilarious) results.

How Sherlock Holmes Was
Compelled to Remember One Festive Occasion Per Year: A Reminiscence by John H.
Watson, MD by MirithGriffin, 1 chapter. Victorianlock. Period piece
where Holmes and Watson visit a Turkish bath one Christmas eve, and discover
their mutual attraction and love. Sweet. Could see it happening this way!
Mature.

alexxphoenix42:

Fill You Up by Anonymous,
2 k, mature. When Sherlock fails
to care for himself properly, John must step in to do it for him.

Starving by bbcatemysoul, 4 k,
mature. Sherlock discovers that he deeply appreciates the lengths John will go
to in order to keep him fed.

30 Days of Fatlock by
Aris_Silverfin, 28 k, mature. Sherlock needs a good disguise for a case at the
local fitness club. And not just any disguise. He’s determined that his only
convincing cover is to put on quite a bit of weight. But as the days go on, it
becomes apparent that the case may not be the only reason that Sherlock is keen
to experiment with gaining.

A Taste For It by
Aris_Silverfin, FatlocknDomJohn, 9 k, explicit. Sherlock and John have come
across more than a few odd pieces of crime scene evidence. However, on their
hunt for their most recent criminal, Lestrade has come across one that might
just take the cake. It’s a video of a couple engaging in a bit of feederism
play. Both John and Sherlock find themselves positively glued to the screen.
But they could never let each other know they have a taste for that sort of
thing, could they?

Captain Watson Bites Back by
Fatlockandfeeding, 1 k, mature. For the prompt: Sherlock teases John about the
weight he’s gained since retiring from the army, bonus points for captain!John
putting Sherlock in his place when he’s had enough of the snarky comments!

More is More by sevenlbs,
2 k, explicit. After Sherlock and John finally get together, the sex is
incredible. And so is Sherlock’s appetite. Sherlock is ravenous. John is
secretly thrilled as he watches Sherlock fill out, and more than a little
turned on to watch the effect he’s having on Sherlock.

When John’s Away by
Aris_Silverfin, 3 k, mature. For a Prompt: Sherlock and John skyping and
Sherlock stuffing himself on cam (under John’s orders) until he can’t heave
himself out of the chair to get more food.

Drunken Release by
Aris_Silverfin, 1 k, mature. For a Prompt: John comes home one night
spectacularly drunk and somewhat full from all the beer he’s had but decides to
stuff himself silly (which Sherlock, inevitably, helps with)

The Doughnut Hypothesis by
Aris_Silverfin, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock has very specific tastes in between
cases and John makes an attempt to cater to them. His most recent desire is to
consume an entire box of doughnuts without sharing a crumb. The two of them
learn something new about each other in the process.

One Night in Bangkok by
MollyWeisser11, 4 k, mature.  Sherlock
and John are on a mission in Bangkok. Much fat!Sherlock and fat!John love.
Johnlock. Weight gain, fat kink.

12 Days of Fatlock (And More)
by
FatlockFills, 2 k, explicit. Johnlock mutual weight gain told in tiny snippets.
Collected drabbles.

Room for More by
annabagnell, 3 k, explicit. (Mpreg, belly stuffing.) “You weren’t planning
anything special for it?” Sherlock asked, holding the carton to his chest
with several degrees of suspicion. “Who says you eating it can’t be
special?”

Sherlock Holmes Doesn’t Eat
During Cases by Stuffy (AlexKingOfTheDamned), 7 k, explicit. Sherlock Holmes doesn’t
eat during cases, so when a case is particularly long, he has to make up for it
as soon as it closes. This is a story which explores that, and John finds out
that he has a brand-new kink he’s never even heard of.

Indulge by
annabagnell, 3 k, mature. Belly stuffing. “If you need to stop, you can,”
Sherlock said quietly, rubbing the distended organ lightly. “You’re huge.” John
nodded and considered for a second, short of breath. He burped again and
pressed a hand to his belly, which was hot beneath his palm. “I c’n finish,” he
said, and took the ice cream again.

Let It Out by anonymous,
2 k, explicit. Sherlock was a
strange combination of self-indulgent and abstemious. He gorged himself on his
favourite flavours of knowledge, consumed puzzles like most people worked their
way through giant Toblerones. He ate up praise, admiration and wonderment and
never seemed to grow full. At points in his past he’d binged on cocaine
whenever the craving arose. But he seemed to pride himself on hovering above
the need for food, and often sexual gratification, too. Tonight
was a wonderful anomaly.

How To Excite Sherlock for
Merely Shopping by littlebunnyisgettingfatonhoney, 1 k, not rated.
John needs to go shopping for new trousers- and there’s no wonder why!
(Slightly NSFW with stuffing)

Feeding Sherlock by AtlinMerrick, 3 k,
explicit. Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex.
Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to
eat. To absolutely damn well love it.

alexxphoenix42:

Hey sweet, no worries, people like what they like, it’s not weird!  I haven’t read all of these, but they looked like good candidates for your ask!! 🙂

Belly love

A Symphony of Chemical Reactions
by what_alchemy, 2 k, teen. A sweet little Sherlock POV fic. Sherlock
decides to make John dinner. Romance Sherlock-style, and implied smut. I love
how much Sherlock loves Johnbelly.

A Study in Body Shots
by wearitcounts, 4 k, explicit. Cute little fic about John and Sherlock licking
shots off each other. Fluffersmut. Adorable.

About Sleep and Coffee and the
Existence of Fate by Atiki,  17
k, explicit. Five times John wanted to ask Sherlock to marry him, and one time
he didn’t have to.  A wonderful slice of
life with John and Sherlock working their way closer together. Lovely!

The Navel Treatment by i_ship_an_armada, ShinySherlock, 3 k,
teen.  “When I said ‘a round on me’, this
wasn’t exactly what I meant,” John said, grinning.

Sacredness and Joy by 221b_hound, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock Holmes knows a little
about sex; he knows less about sexual intimacy – but he’s a quick study, and he
has a good teacher. He’s about to learn about sex, laughter and raspberries.

Tadpoles by Saltylocks, 20 k, explicit. John is back from
Afghanistan and Mike takes him out to a bar, where he lock eyes with a certain
dark haired bartender…