Nonny, this is a fantastic question. Sadly, I have trouble giving one answer for it. While there are some stories I have found HOTTER than the surface of the SUN, I’m pretty sure most folks don’t share those exact kinks, and are not going to be terrible interested in hearing about those. Go see my mpreg and tentacle porn lists for niche interests. 😉
As an aside, I can always tell in the comments of fics I write if I covered someone’s particular kink or not. If people say “wow that was really sweet” – so not their kink, or “OMG asdfghjkl;!!!!” – yup hit their buttons. 😉
So that being said, some of the more mainstream things I found erotic (and even THIS is going to be so subjective) …
Picnicby Chryse, 4 k, explicit. Johnlock. Sherlock shares a particular
fantasy of his with John when they have some free time after a case. Dub con,
voyeur fantasy. (Almost ran my car off the road while listening to this as a podfic while driving. 😉
Evening Rideby lapislazuli, 8 k,
explicit. John literally bumps into a tall posh stranger in a crowded tube car,
and the resulting anonymous humping is something they seem to keep
(accidentally on purpose) repeating on a bi-weekly basis. A fav.
Curious Case by Cleo2010, 44 k,
explicit. Some of the hottest getting-together sex ever. Sherlock has burns on
his hands, and has to ask John to jerk him off to relieve his sexual tension
and clear his mind. For some reason, this must go on for 11 searingly-hot
chapters as “straight” John navigates his sexuality crisis, and admits he’s in
a relationship with Sherlock. DAMN!
Silhouettesby allonsys_girl, 28 k, explicit. Wow.
This runs alongside canon coming up with a behind the scenes tender love story
that it the BEST fix-it fic for series 3. From platonic sleeping together for
comfort, the two fall into a searingly-hot sexual relationship when Sherlock
reappears after the fall. Lots of angst and cheating on Mary, and a happy wrap
up with parentlock. Seriously this was some of the hottest sex ever, and I am a
puddle of goo now.
Lock and Key series by 221b_hound, 12 works, explicit. Sherlock
and John work to share all of their sexual fantasies together as their
relationship deepens. Oh so hot!
What did you think about series by Chryse – 6 parts, explicit
Johnlock PWP shorts that involve John and Sherlock trading their sexual
fantasies back and forth as they find ways to act them out. Wows! So Hot!
Midnight Plowboy by
weeesi, 5 k, explicit. When John finds Sherlock’s stash of vintage gay porn
stories, he doesn’t tease him at all. He
finds Sherlock’s favorite and offers to act out one of the scenes. Sherlock
couldn’t be more in love.
Uniform by kirakira_nanoda,
4 k, explicit. Sherlock is turned
on by John’s uniform. John suits up and orders Sherlock into his bed. Oh my my!
Belt-Fed Cockby vulgarweed, 4 k, explicit. Sexy, kinky PWP. Sherlock likes it
military, likes it rough, and dreams of being used an orgy. John sees what he
can do about this. Wows.
Ooh, yes, nonny. Here’s a list of porny shorts. I feel like I’ve reced
most of these somewhere else before, so this is kind of a “greatest
hits” of short porn. 🙂
Short Porny Fics (5 k and under)
A Study in Body
Shots by wearitcounts, 4 k, explicit. Cute little fic about John and
Sherlock licking shots off each other. Fluffersmut. Adorable.
Sleeping With Dragons by
Random_Nexus , 3 k, explicit. Johnlock. Sherlock BBC / (Implied Crossover w/
The Hobbit), kinky PWP – hot and cute. (Locked to AO3 users.)
The One Where Sherlock Comes In His
Pants by ellie_hell, 5 k,
explicit. The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in
someone else’s. Aaarrgggh. Hot kinky sex that remains sweet.
Undercurrentsby
entanglednow, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock asks John to lie down and pretend
to be a corpse for a current case. Interesting things develop.
Uniform by
kirakira_nanoda, 4 k, explicit. PWP. Sherlock is turned on by John’s uniform.
John suits up and orders Sherlock into his bed. Oh my my!
An Unexpected Encounter by sOmmersprOssen, 2 k, explicit. (First of a series.) John is a burglar who breaks into
Sherlock’s flat to find him engaged in auto erotic bondage. A one-time shag
turns into a standing weekly date.
001 by tepidspongebath, 5
k, explicit. Part of a series of number porn stories. When John comes home from
having sex, Sherlock deduces what happened while John jerks off to his voice.
HOT
Symposiumby sweetcupncakes, 2.5 k, explicit.
Hot little PWP of John and Sherlock in a clench in the kitchen cheating on Mary.
Infidelity. Very thinky. WOW.
How To Remove A Bra by
flawedamythyst, 2 k, explicit. John shows Sherlock how to remove a bra for a
case, and bit of cross-dressing and proximity has our lads going from pre-slash
to slash. Hot and cute. Yum.
Tequila and Friends by
MrsNoggin, 5 k, explicit. PWP. John and Sherlock stumble home inebriated from a
birthday outing for John, and land in bed. Too sweet. Slightly awkward – just
perfect.
Nothing ever happens to me
by PlainJane, 5 k, explicit. Short PWP. John is working as a security guard at
Heathrow airport when a certain posh subject needs a pat down. HOT sexy times.
Lessons Learned
by kinklock, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock’s a
bit of a sloppy kisser, so John decides to give him a lesson… but not by
kissing him on the mouth. A lovely bit of arse worship and intro rimming.
Established relationship.
Ultraviolet by
QuickLikeLight, 5 k, explicit. Fun at the bar time. Soldier John home on leave
meets a drug-seeking Sherlock at loose ends. Dancing and sexy time ensue. Oh my
sweet young babies. Best back alley blow job award to this fic!
Just Like That (Gone and Changed) by cwb, 4 k, explicit. Teen
AU. John and Sherlock are best friends growing up together in the
heartland of America. Suddenly one summer, things change between them. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Just Browsing by
bendingsignpost, 3 k, explicit. Alternate first meeting, Sherlock and John meet
in a bookshop and have it off in a storage room. Sooo hot, and a bit of
Darkfuckprince!Sherlock.
Silent Treatment
by peeve, 2k, explicit. A cute little PWP – first time, rimming, Sherlock has
been comatose on the sofa for days when John uses more drastic measures to get
his attention. VERY HOT.
Winding Down by
bees_stories, 2 k, explicit. In the dead of night, John wakes up to find
Sherlock watching him. What else could follow but awkward conversation and sex.
Toplock. Yum!
The Matter Series by bees_stories, 2 parts, explicit. Sherlock asks John to give him a hand
(for both health and science) in getting rid of an unwanted erection. John acts
strangely afterwards until Sherlock can confront him.
Belt-Fed Cockby
vulgarweed, 4 k, explicit. Sexy, kinky PWP. Sherlock likes it military, likes
it rough, and dreams of being used an orgy. John sees what he can do about
this. Wows.
Battle to the Top by
Dlvvanzor, Living_In_a_Fantasy, 4 k, explicit. John and Sherlock battle to top
one evening. Both are assured that THEY will be the one to fuck the other. Who
wins? Read it and see! 😉
Safe in his Mouth by
ScienceofObsession, 2 k, explicit. After a case that has Sherlock
and John in emotional shreds, they come together to help each other heal. John walks in on Sherlock wanking, and things go from there. Lovely!
The Last
Costa Coffee Along the M6 by sheerrloockk, 4 k, explicit.
Unilock. Bathroom sex. John’s never had sex with a bloke in a Costa loo at one
in the morning before.
Birthday Boyby
221b_hound, 4 k, explicit. It’s John’s birthday, and
Sherlock has plans. Plans involving itty bitty boy’s lingerie, masses of silver jewellery, high heels, crystals and a lot of hot sex.
the thunder underneath his ribsby
darcylindbergh, 5 k, explicit. Months
later, there’s a thunderstorm in London. Sometimes things have to fall apart
before they fall together. Peeling out of wet clothes, hot sex, and gorgous
confessions.
Discerning Tastes by Irrevocably_Sherlocked, 4 k, explicit.
Sherlock stays overnight in Edinburgh after a case. He wanders into a shop to
buy a gift for his brother, and finds instead a gorgeous man in a kilt.
What He’s Like by magikspell, 2 k, explicit. First
time, slightly awkward sex. “I’m so in love with you,” John
says, a statement of fact. “I will never not be in love with you.”
Sherlock is so embarrassed.
Picnic by Chryse. A warm summer’s day. A secluded grove. A great many imaginary penises. Sherlock shares an old fantasy with John.
Over Fathoms Deep by bittergreens. WIP,
explicit. Historical AU. Aristocrat Sherlock and sailor John meet on a long sea
voyage. Sherlock is so shy and awkward, and John a golden ray of light bouncing
into his life. How sweet is this budding relationship. There’s angst as
intentions are unknown, and then glorious, lyrical exploration of love and
touch as they grow closer together. Sea shanties, and sex, and tropical sun –
oh my!
Slim to Noneby testosterone_tea, 9 k, explicit. John isn’t
normally one for self-confidence issues, but following a case, he’s hit with a
wave of self-doubt. John is determined to get back his self confidence in any
way possible.
A Symphony of Chemical Reactionsby what_alchemy, 2 k, teen. A sweet
little Sherlock POV fic. Sherlock decides to make John dinner. Romance
Sherlock-style, and implied smut. I love how much Sherlock loves Johnbelly.
Exposedby PrettyArbitrary, 1 k, explicit. He
cloisters John with his own body, cocooning him in the groping fabric of
clothing and bed sheets. Who can blame him for wanting to seal this man away
from the world? Who wouldn’t want to keep this for himself? John, open and
moaning and given up, is for Sherlock alone.
The
Painted Manby Jinglebell, 9 k, explicit. Sherlock deduces that John has a tattoo.
He is entranced when he finally gets John uncovered. His inkwork is exquisite. Lots
of fun sex with tattoo fetish, docking, rimming and so on. (Locked to AO3
users.)
Barely Coveredby WritingQuill, 2 k, explicit. On a relatively slow
Tuesday morning, John decided to take a shower mostly because he was bored…
little does he know what Sherlock has prepared for him that day.
Worthyby TheMadKatter13, 2 k, explicit. If John hides from
the world in plain sight, it’s only because his secret is laid out across his
skin where anyone could see. But they don’t, because he doesn’t give them the
chance.
John Was Nice Like Thatby hannah_baker, 1
k, teen. Sherlock Holmes may not ever sleep, but that hasn’t prevented him from
having a kip on the couch with John.
The Sum of His Partsby CommonNonsense, 4
k, teen. There are eleven major organ systems in the human body. Sherlock knows
about all of them to some degree, but none fascinate him as much as the ones
that make up John Watson.
The Third Time by janto321 (FaceofMer),
999 words, explicit. The third time is the first time when Sherlock can really
admire the handsome specimen that is John Watson.
Satisfactionby songlin, 3 k, explicit.
“Horrible men can watch me masturbate from across the room and suffer.” “Can
horrible men try to convince you otherwise?” “Horrible men can try.”
Ugly
Ducklingby
testosterone_tea, 6 k, explicit. Sherlock has spent his life thinking that he’s
ugly, and it really wouldn’t bother him except for two things: a) he wants John
to like him, and b) he finds himself on a case involving underwear modeling.
But apparently body positivity comes with a bloody side dish of serial killing,
and John in nothing but pants is very distracting. What’s an ugly duckling to
do?
The
Result of It All by
magikspell, 4 k, explicit. John and
Sherlock have sex for the first time. Virgin!Sherlock, understanding!John.
Absolutely no plot whatsoever. Just overly-detailed porn.
all
things warm and tender by
darcylindbergh, 5 k, explicit. Grinning and giggling, John slides back down
under the sheet and pulls it over his head. He finds Sherlock waiting for him,
eyes bright and hair wild, the firelight bleeding through the thin fabric,
colouring everything in soft peach and topaz, and in that moment he is so
suddenly, unexpectedly, ethereally beautiful that John forgets how to breathe.
Together,
Thoroughlyby
nefariosity, 8 k, explicit. (Locked to AO3.)
They’ve been working up to it, John being very patient and on the night
that they finally decide to do it Sherlock is overthinking it so much. Cue
helpful, caring John looking after him and reassuring him and later on some
lovely gentle and fun first time sex.
Slim
to Noneby
testosterone_tea, 9 k, explicit. John isn’t normally one for self-confidence
issues, but following a case, he’s hit with a wave of self-doubt. John is
determined to get back his self confidence in any way possible.
Worthyby TheMadKatter13, 2 k, explicit. If John hides from
the world in plain sight, it’s only because his secret is laid out across his
skin where anyone could see. But they don’t, because he doens’t give them the
chance.
Inked by Regency, 43 k, teen. John has tattoos. Sherlock has
questions. Something like a love story eventually blooms, but it’s not without
its complications.
The
Sum of His Parts
by CommonNonsense, 4 k, teen. There are eleven major organ systems in
the human body. Sherlock knows about all of them to some degree, but none
fascinate him as much as the ones that make up John Watson.
Love
and Hair Dye by
WhimsicalEthnographies, 3 k, explicit.
John knows its silly, but he’s feeling self conscious about all the
grey, and buys a box of men’s hair dye.
The
Most Beautiful Thing I’ve Ever Seen by predictably_unpredictable, 6 k, explicit. In which Sherlock
feels insecure about his body, and John decides to show him how beautiful he
really is.
Lingerie by Sexxica, 4 k, explicit. It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is
taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a
garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his
clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home
just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.
Favouritesby lockedin221b, 5 k, explicit. It’s been raining
pretty solidly for two days now, anywhere from a mist to downpour. John just wants to stay in bed. Sherlock can
work with that.
Kneelingby ianavi, 24 k explicit. Anxious as a child,
awkward at university, self-harming and escaping into drugs – this AU Sherlock
is not a detective, does not deduce crime scenes, never meets a man called
Moriarty. No need when the enemy, your very own Moriarty, is all in your head…
Let Me Count the Waysby Goddess_of_the_Night, 3 k,
explicit. Sherlock has 42 freckles and 8 scars on his body. John knows this
number by heart because he occasionally enjoys finding them all and kissing
them.
Barely
Coveredby
WritingQuill, 2 k, explicit. On a relatively slow Tuesday morning, John decided
to take a shower mostly because he was bored… little does he know what
Sherlock has prepared for him that day.
Symphony of Skinby nightmare_kisser, 4 k, mature.
Sherlock and John enjoy some cuddling and kissing.
Eagerby TooSelin, 7 k, explicit. “God, you’re so eager. Look at you.” He
traces his cheekbone with his thumb, his own lips parted in desire. “Gorgeous.”
Sherlock tries to huff, but it comes out as more of a breathless sigh. John’s
lips curve up at the sound. “What do you want, love?” he murmurs, bending down
to press a kiss to his lips. “Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you. I want to
make you feel good.”
An Approximation to
Perfection by TooSelin, 22 k, explicit. Sherlock realises just how good the sex John
had with his last girlfriend was. The solution is simple: he’s going to do
everything in his power to ensure that their own sex life stays interesting.
Only that it’s never quite that easy.
Stroke Me Like the Rain by Holly Sykes
(Artemis8147), 7 k, explicit. John and Sherlock go out on their first date, but
is it a date? John is confused, until it’s time for the clothes to come off.
And then it gets even more confusing. Porn with feelings, lots of them.
Heya nonny, here are some older classic fics with wonderful “first times.”
Johnlock – First Time
26 Piecesby Lanning, 28 k, explicit.
Mycroft gives Sherlock the apparently simple task of solving a puzzle box
containing a stolen microchip. It isn’t simple.
Hitting
the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy, 30 k, explicit.
A beautiful lyrical piece of heaven. John agrees to pose as Sherlock’s date on
a week-long birthday trip for Mummy Holmes with Mycroft in tow for comic
relief. They explore the Hebrides islands of Scotland touring ruins and
bird-watching. Amid the beautiful, haunting scenery, John finally admits how he
feels about Sherlock.
A Study in Intimacyby
doodle, 5 k, teen. People don’t touch Sherlock Holmes, not like they touch
other people. Then he meets John Watson.
State of Flux by Atiki, 24 k, explicit.
John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street,
where he belongs). Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant,
and they’re both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First
Times happen.
Acceptable Behaviourby bbcatemysoul, 3
k, mature. Sherlock isn’t really sure why John wants to shag him, but he’s
certain that if he’s careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded
to keep doing it. In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an
idiot.
echoes through time by chellefic, 21 k,
explicit. (Meta story that crosses Victorian and Modern Holmes and Watson.) Mummy
sends a trunk from the Holmes cottage in Sussex to 221B. Its contents alter the
way John and Sherlock see themselves and one another.
Amenableby Resonant, 6 k,
explicit. You certainly never forgot who you were kissing with Sherlock.
Let’s Make a Bed Out in
the Rain by theimprobable1,
17 k, mature. John is devastated after his long-term girlfriend leaves him.
Sherlock helps him through it, neither of them quite sure what they are doing.
Over Fathoms Deepby bittergreens, 295 k +
WIP, explicit. Historical AU. When the youngest son of the aristocratic Holmes
family is shipped off to sea in an attempt to cure him of his poor temper and
bad manners, he fully expects to spend a long tedious voyage as miserable as
ever. What he does not count on is having his heart stolen by the strapping
young crewman, John Watson.
To Light Another’s Path by BeautifulFiction,
129 k, explicit. Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when
Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John’s care, will he realise that
there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a
murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his
own health for the sake of the case.
Given In Evidence by verityburns, 97 k,
mature. Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new
case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing… rebuilding a friendship
quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same…
Homeby Resonant, 3 k,
explicit. For some reason, Sherlock asks John to move out. Thankfully, he still
calls him for cases. WOWS. This was right in the feels.
The Moment Pleasantly
Frightfulby teahigh
(orphan_account), 17 k, mature. Sherlock doesn’t kiss him all at once. He takes
John apart, piece by piece, until there’s nothing left of him.
Hey friend, thanks. Really this is one of those categories where there could be a MILLION fics in here, but I guess these are the ones I stumbled over first???
First Time – Realistic Sex
Sometimes Lost Is Where You Need to Be
by stardust_made, 14 k, explicit. John is beside himself. He’s managed to fall
in love with his flatmate, and he has no idea what to do about it. Neither does
Sherlock … at first.
A Fever Dream by Sexxica, 8 k,
explicit. When Sherlock slips a new compound into John’s morning cuppa, he
thinks he has everything under control. Of course this isn’t the case, and soon
both John and Sherlock are under the influence of something with some very
interesting side effects.
Tequila
and Friends by MrsNoggin, 5 k, explicit. PWP. John and Sherlock
stumble home inebriated from a birthday outing for John, and land in bed. Too
sweet. Slightly awkward – just perfect.
A Study in Dichotomy by
UrbanHymnal, 7 k, explicit. Sherlock rescues John, literally pulling him out of
a closet. After falling asleep against Sherlock, John realizes his fondness has
deepened to something else. Realistic, awkward first-time sex ensues later.
Messy & sweet!
The
Very Unlikely Existence of a Flightless Bird in a Tuxedo by cwb,
8 k, explicit. This is magic. The author takes the very topical joke that Benny
Cumberbatch can’t pronounce “penguins” correctly to save his life, and spins it
into gold. A bomb at a zoo has Sherlock saying “pengwings” and “penglings” as fast
as hail falling. This adorable mistake has John admitting his buried love for
this man, and adorable first time, competent John and virginlock sex ensues. SO
sweet. (Locked to AO3.)
Sussex by SilentAuror, 26 k, explicit. After the Fall, John continues to work through
his anger and distrust at having Sherlock reappear after three years missing. He
finds he keeps touching Sherlock to make sure he’s still there. After Sherlock
casually mentions moving to Sussex one day, and a series of murders takes them
to the area for an investigation, they finally make the move from friends to
lovers. Sleeping together for comfort, then first time gay sex for both – sweet
and lovely.
The
Thin Lineby odamaki, 10 k, mature. John and Sherlock find
themselves pressed in a wardrobe together for a case when something comes up.
Slowly, awkwardly, the two admit their attraction, and fumble their way through
a first time together. Awkward, realistic sex, and so much emotion. Oh, the
feels! (Locked to AO3 users.)
Fifth Time’s the Charmby
Eligh, 7 k, explicit. The first time John and Sherlock had sex, they were near
blackout drunk. The next few times continue to be a comedy of errors as John
insists he’s not gay and this is all a terrible mistake. Sherlock tries to
delet their encounters, but John is too deeply wrapped around his heart.
Eventually, John realizes he’s being a twat, and … fifth time’s the charm.
Someone
Else’s Heart by thisprettywren,
4 k, explicit. A crime scene, a rainstorm, and something they both
should have known all along. First time. Hurt/comfort.
What He’s Like by
magikspell, 2 k, explicit. Virginlock. First time, slightly awkward realistic
sex. “I’m so in love with you,” John says, a statement of fact.
“I will never not be in love with you.” Sherlock is so embarrassed.
Talking and laughing in bed.
Sherlock Discovers
“Three Continents Watson”by wendymarlowe, 13 k, explicit. When Sherlock
learns what John “Three Continents” Watson’s army nickname is for, he
realizes he’s got the perfect opportunity for a first-hand experiment in
physical passion from the one person he can actually stand to be touched by.
John thinks there might be a bit more to it than that.
What Sherlock Deleted by
thelookyouredoingthelookagain , 4 k, explicit.
Sherlock deletes all information he deems irrelevant, but John sets out
to show him that pleasure is not meaningless at all.
First Timeby SailorChibi, 2 k,
mature. John has finally decided he’s ready to take the next step with
Sherlock. It’s his first time with a man but Sherlock is there to guide him
every step of the way. For a prompt on the kink meme.
I got a great ask that I will share with the rest of the class – find a series of in-canon universe, hot shorts that PROVE how much better erotic fanfic is than off-the-shelf porn. Oh yes …
Picnicby Chryse, 4 k,
explicit. A warm summer’s day. A secluded grove. A great many imaginary
penises.
Evening Rideby
lapislazuli, 8 k, explicit. John
literally bumps into a tall posh stranger in a crowded tube car, and the
resulting anonymous humping is something they seem to keep (accidentally on
purpose) repeating on a bi-weekly basis.
How To Remove A Bra by
flawedamythyst, 2 k, explicit. John shows Sherlock how to remove a bra for a
case, and bit of cross-dressing and proximity has our lads going from pre-slash
to slash.
Inked in Memory by
221b_hound, 9 k, explicit. John has been back at Baker Street for a year,
following the debacle that ended in Mary’s death. Things are good, almost back
to how they were before, but somehow Sherlock wishes things could be a bit more.
Still, With Hearts Beating by FinAmour,
2 k, explicit. John already knows the sound of Sherlock’s heartbeat. He’s
become familiar with his breathing patterns, the way they grow quicker and more shallow as the
two of them run through the streets of London.
Safe in his
Mouth by ScienceofObsession, 2 k,
explicit. When a particularly awful case has Sherlock and John in emotional
shreds, they come together to help each other heal in the best way they know
how.
TFSH by radicalnothing, 6 k,
explicit. John and Sherlock and the slow
burn of a blossoming romance through inebriated textual exchange.
The Red Box
by Cleo2010, 12 k, explicit. PWP. Existing relationship. Sherlock uncovers
John’s secret kink – he likes to wear women’s underwear in the bedroom.
Sherlock indulges him by adding to his collection.
Problematic by MrsNoggin, 6 k,
explicit. Sherlock finds himself obsessed with John and longs to catalogue how
he smells and tastes everywhere. When John lets him lick his face, the
floodgates open and they move from experiment to sexual relationship.
001
by tepidspongebath, 5 k, explicit. Part of a series of number porn stories.
When John comes home from having sex, Sherlock deduces what happened while John
jerks off to his voice.
Symposiumby sweetcupncakes, 2.5 k, explicit.
Hot little PWP of John and Sherlock in a clench in the kitchen cheating on Mary.
Infidelity. Very thinky.
Best of
Three by SilentAuror, 17 k, explicit . Utterly hot bet that
Sherlock won’t turn on “Not Gay” John in a little three-nights-running
experiment.
Coldness/Heat by agirlsname, 3 k,
explicit. The inn is booked up on New Year’s Eve. The train home is cancelled
because of the snow. The only option is to sleep in the non-heated guest room
of a client, and John and Sherlock are freezing. You know where this is going.
whiskies neat by Ellipsical, WIP,
explicit. Home and hearth and whiskies neat, or, alternatively, Sherlock Holmes
falls in love. Told in second person, this fic is a lyrical, sensual feast for
the imagination as Sherlock brings a hot solider home from a bar one night.
Working Hypothesis by SwissMiss, 9
k, explicit. There must be rules to this new game Sherlock is playing. Right?
Without Words by roane, 2 k,
explicit. John could tell a hundred things from the taste of Sherlock’s mouth,
things he never would have thought he could know.
Sherlock, Unavoidably Aroused by
wendymarlowe, 4 k, explicit. Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make
infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock
can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat.
Pulse, a johnlock pwp by Ghislainem70, 1 k, explicit.
It’s not the first time John’s given Sherlock a prostate massage… but it is
the first time he’s taken it slowly enough to notice that he can feel
Sherlock’s heartbeat, right there.
Heya nonny, yes this is a great idea! Here try these on for size …
Possessive
Sex
Display by
221b_hound, 2 k explicit. A new client has been flirting with Sherlock and,
finding no joy there, with John. John seems annoyed to be second-best, Sherlock
thinks, so Sherlock decides to give the departing woman (and maybe also John) a
demonstration of who, exactly, John belongs to.
We’re Going To A Gay Barby
CommunionNimrod, 8 k, explicit. Without a case, Sherlock is being driven
out of his mind, both by boredom and an inexplicable wanting for his flatmate.
The night takes them to a nearby gay bar…
On Your Kneesby CatieBrie,
2 k, explicit. Sherlock had sex with a suspect to get information on a
case, and John is furious. He won’t be letting Sherlock off the hook for this
one. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Mark Meby
A_Study_In_Johnlock, 3 k, explicit. When Sherlock lets someone kiss him in a
nightclub, John shows Sherlock exactly who he belongs to.
Why Scarves Are Usefulby
phoenix089, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock had never been one to share, but that
didn’t seem to dissuade the world from flirting with that which was rightfully
his. So, Sherlock decides that it’s time to leave some undeniable evidence that
John Watson is his. He’ll leave it so thoroughly, John will need a scarf to
hide the marks Sherlock leaves behind.
A Sense of Propriety by
sweetcupncakes, 3 k, explicit. When Sherlock makes out with a suspect for a
case, John goes insane. No one else gets to touch his mad genius like that.
(Virgin!lock, friends to lovers.)
How
Sherlock deals with jealousy by kirakira_nanoda, 3 k,
explicit. Sherlock’s on a case and doesn’t have time to service John’s needs,
so John goes out and finds a one night stand, which Sherlock is perfectly happy
with. John gets what he wants and Sherlock can continue with the case. It’s
fine, until Sherlock sees exactly where that one night stand is putting his
hands on his John…
Mineby SaraDobieBauer, 6 k,
mature. Having only lived in 221B for a month, John Watson is still learning
the ways of his bizarre yet entrancing flat mate. However, one night, when he
finds Sherlock Holmes being kissed by a married man, John realizes he doesn’t
want to share his brilliant consulting detective with anyone.
Lament for the
Lubriciousby Charname, 3 k, explicit. When a blackmailer outs Sherlock and John
by leaking their homemade porn, Anderson watches the video for a laugh. He
wants to see exactly what it is that’s made them too ashamed to show their
faces. He expects to see Sherlock out of his element, naked and awkward, and
bad at it. He watches to see something he can reference to finally shut the
bastard up the next time Sherlock tries to embarrass him.
Playback by
scullyseviltwin, 6 k, explicit. “You want me, all to yourself.” Sherlock leaned
in viciously and pressed his nose against John’s cheek. “You want me pixelated,
recorded, to play back again and again. You want to know that I’m yours alone.”
The
Greek Sex Tape!by welovethebeekeeper
(orphan_account), 2 k, mature. Sherlock makes a sex tape. Porn. No excuses. Two
men going at it.
Anterogradeby berlynn_wohl, 6 k, explicit. Sexy brilliance. John and Sherlock
film themselves making love but take “roofies” in case the experience goes
badly and they need to delete it to save their friendship. Finding the camera
and a sticky note that says “YES” the next morning, they watch the film
together. Sweet and sexy.
Small Screen Valentinoby DancingGrimm,
43 k, explicit. An amature sex video
that John and a girlfriend make gets splashed over the internet when they break
up, and she wants revenge. Sherlock agrees not to watch the video, but the
harassment for John is terrible as EVERYONE sees the video. Sherlock wants to
help … and some watching happens.
Don’t
Forget the Cream Filling!by taylorpotato, 3 k,
explicit. (Locked to AO3.) John is just minding his own business, searching for
naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform
fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat
mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes.
Photographic Evidenceby Itsallfine, 4 k, explicit.
John needs a bit of coaxing to believe he isn’t just seeing what he
wants to see, and Sherlock is only too happy to provide additional evidence.