Hey lovely, aw thanks so much! Ok, here’s what I got for this one …
Voice Kink …
Sherlock
has a nice voice
The
Handler by saturn_in_retrograde, 11 k, explicit. Sherlock
is injured after a mission and is resting at Mycroft’s estate, bored out of his
mind. That is, until the handsome Captain John Watson shows up to interview for
a job as a dog handler. Sherlock decides to have some fun with a fake
interview, but the Captain might ultimately have a few lessons for Sherlock
about animal behavior… alternate meeting, BDSM control, BAMF!John, dirty
talk.
Trust Issuesby thisprettywren, 9 k,
explicit. Sherlock devises a trust exercise. All John has to do is follow
instructions; if there’s anyone who knows how to give instructions, it’s
Sherlock.
Underneath Your Skinby pandoras_chaos, 4 k, explicit. “The arrogant sod could probably talk me to orgasm if he so much as tried.”
Cooperative Principleby bendingsignpost,
56 k, explicit. As the newest instructor at St. Bart’s, John has been
explicitly warned to never do Sherlock Holmes any favours. Too bad the sex is
so good.
Buried Farby nothingislittle, 2 k,
explicit. The deep baritone voice bled into the room like spilled wine on a
white table cloth, seeping into John from head to foot. He turned over.
Sherlock was silhouetted in the doorway, looming and mysterious, coat and all.
John could trace the contours of that silhouette with the wrong hand and his
eyes closed.
John has a firm voice
grounding your electric
by Etharei, 3 k, explicit. Future AU. Asexual Sherlock. Voice kink. Service
submissive. Sometimes Sherlock needs to calm his mind. John takes over, tells
Sherlock what to do. It always seems to do the trick.
Sherlock Finds a New Addiction
by wendymarlowe, 10 k, mature. John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously
bored – contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to
re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting
to “deduce” what John wants. And when he deduces that John really,
really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?
I
Don’t Speak French by Ricechex,
8 k, explicit. “One of these days…” Victor wrapped his arms around Sherlock,
pulling him closer. “I’ll learn fucking French.” (Victor likes it when Sherlock
speaks French, Sherlock likes it that being with Victor pisses off his family,
wall sex, Mycroft meddles, drug use, someone dies, and more smut than I had
originally intended. Enjoy!)
L’Instinct Suffitby Kate_Lear, 2k, explicit. A
shamelessly smutty fill for a prompt on sherlockbbc_fic that just said
‘Sherlock speaks French during sex’.
Merci,
Mon Amourby
dylannhyland, 5 k, explicit. “What do I do?” Sherlock’s voice was
urgent, frustrated. “What would you do if you were stranded?” John
snorted sheepishly. “Have a wank, probably.” “Have a – oh. Oh.
John, you are brilliant.” And he hung up without further ado. Sherlock’s
stranded in a blizzard & about to die of boredom. Fluffy smut from
Sherlock’s POV. Part of my Never Once Failed series – established Johnlock.
Coup de Foudre by prettysailorsoldier, 6 k, teen. When
John and his friends decide to blow off some steam after finals with a holiday
to the Swiss Alps, he was not expecting to fall head over
heels for a fellow guest–a young Frenchman known only as “Blue
Scarf”–but John’s not one to let a little language barrier get in the
way, and, with the help of Google Translate, it might just be a Christmas to
remember after all.
For
Youby
wheresmywatson, 1.4 k, gen. Sherlock decides he can only speak French and John
gets pissed until he makes a discovery.
Measuring
Shadowsby
theshopislocal, 1.9 k, mature. I am given to believe that the first kiss – with
a new partner or after a long duration without physical contact – is of some…
emotional significance.
A
Nice Place to Visit by kedgeree,
31 k, explicit. What happens when the world’s only consulting detective, an
army doctor, a detective inspector, and the British government find themselves
sharing a holiday villa in France.
I’ll
Take Care of You by
BenAddictViolaBatch, 5 k, explicit. John and Sherlock make confessions. John
takes care of Sherlock. Feels and smut.
Common
Tongues: Unassuming Brilliance by
jinglebell, 41 k, explicit. John may be
predictably average in most things, but there are a handful of areas in which
he knows he is uncommonly skilled. He can make a great cup of tea, for one.
He’s also good at patching folks up, putting bullets precisely where he wants
them, and listening. The one skill that John is perhaps most exceptional in,
though, is language. John is a polyglot. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Pardon
my Frenchby archea2, 8
k, explicit. Sherlock’s closet Jekyll resurfaces when he’s drunk, making him
tender, earnest and extremely talkative with John. It’s all fine with John – or
would be, if Sherlock’s Subconscious bloody let him speak English on these
occasions.
S’il
vous plaît et merci by Jakathine
(orphan_account), 3 k, explicit. Unilock. John’s French professor is super hot.
Speaking in Tongues
series by bigblueboxat221b, 13 works. Through a little misunderstanding, when
John and Sherlock first meet, they use BSL, each think the other is deaf.
Playing with languages continues through this delightful collection of shorts.
Accidentally On
Purpose by Meredelicious, 1 k, gen. Sherlock
is hurt, delirious, spewing something in French. Of course John is going to
help any way he can.
Hallowed Be Thy Name by
Katie Forsythe, 40 k, mature. ACD Canon.
A sequel to Four Minor Interludes, this is an intense rollercoaster of a
relationship tale including large elements of Holmes’s past.
A Study in Winningby
Jupiter_ash, 100 K explicit. John is an almost washed-up tennis player with one
last shot at Wimbledon. Sherlock is a hot-shot French player who for some
reason, decides to help John out. Sparks fly, hot sex happens. Ooh la la.
Five Times John Noticed But
Didn’t Reallyby ScandalousMinds, 6 k, teen. 5 times John
(thought) he noticed something peculiar about his and Sherlock’s relationship
but really missed the obvious.
The Doctor and the Bloggerby
AmphigoricSymphony, DemonicSymphony, 21 k, explicit. Sherlock Holmes tests the
quality of street drugs in London and blogs about it. John Watson is a doctor at
the only facility Mycroft hasn’t put Sherlock through yet…
Ennuiby bittergreens, 6 k, explicit.
Sometimes, the only cure for boredom is rough sex. In which Sherlock is a
little shit and we learn that everyone has a breaking point, even John.
What You Wantby songlin, 2 k, explicit. Why ask
for what you want? Dull. Sherlock enjoys pushing John.
Distraction From Distraction by
philalethia, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock is bored and wants John’s attention. So he
dresses in a collar and a tail plug and sets out to be a distraction. Yet
another pet play story.
Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth by
taylorpotato, 2 k, explicit. (Locked to AO3 users.) A bored Sherlock Holmes can
mean a lot of things. Bullet holes in the wall. Fires. A frantic search for
cigarettes. But this time, apparently, it means John’s going to get a lot of
dirty phone calls.
Hitting
the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy, 30 k,
explicit. A beautiful lyrical piece of heaven. John agrees to pose as
Sherlock’s date on a week-long birthday trip for Mummy Holmes with Mycroft in
tow for comic relief. They explore the Hebrides islands of Scotland touring
ruins and bird-watching. Amid the beautiful, haunting scenery, John finally
admits how he feels about Sherlock.
What
to do When Your Flatmate is Homicidal by
hyacinth_sky747, 58 k, explicit. This work is divine silliness. Through a
stream of consciousness from Sherlock ostensibly writing in a diary, we see the
lives of John and Sherlock as they build a relationship together. All I can say
is “glow in the dark condoms for John’s sexual needs.” This work is sweet,
weird, sexy, adorable and addictive with lots of fluff, but watch for the
sucker punch of feels slipped in near the end.
Perpetual
Motion by Fay(orphan account), 75 k, explicit. Virginlock.
Sherlock is asexual, or perhaps demi-sexual, and John is not gay. Maybe he’s
bisexual, or perhaps really just Sherlock-sexual. It’s hard to tell. The lines
get all muddled when little games start to get out of hand. Through the fights,
a month-long orgasm denial challenge for Sherlock, and a trip to view the house
he inherits from his grandmamma, things get real
The Whore of
Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there, 32 k, explicit.
John finds out after sleeping with Sherlock that the man has a sexual history
of over 400 partners. Only after Sherlock trusts John enough to share about his
past drug habit does Mycroft ease off. Dirty weekend with 24 hours naked in
Paris! Funny, weird, and oddly beautiful. Some sex, some angst. A fav.
Time on my hands by
Mildredandbobbin, 7 k words. Sherlock decides to experiment with his sexuality,
and discovers gay bars. When John finally moves back into 221b, and discovers
that Sherlock is picking up men for sex, he can’t not offer to be one of them.
Lovely, and lyrical, this work has the feel of an inevitable pull of fate. So
beautifully told from Sherlock’s point of view. (Locked to AO3 members.)
Say You’ll Stay With Me by
justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic), 63 k, explicit. Sherlock/Pretty Woman fusion. Rentboy
Sherlock, hookerlock. It was just supposed to be an ordinary business trip, but
when John’s car stalls out on Hollywood Boulevard, he meets someone who just
might change his life.
The Great Sex Olympics of 221Bby XistentialAngst, 58 k, explicit. John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an
expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He
comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will
determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out
scientific study has unexpected consequences.
Belt-Fed Cockby vulgarweed, 4 k, explicit. Sexy, kinky PWP. Sherlock likes it
military, likes it rough, and dreams of being used an orgy. John sees what he
can do about this. Wows.
Don’t
Forget the Cream Filling! by taylorpotato, 3 k, explicit. John is just minding his own business,
searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a
police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful
lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine
how that goes. (Locked to AO3 users.)
The
Doubtful Comforts of Human Love by PoppyAlexander, 61 k words, mature. This is a balletlock and
rugby!John at middle age fic. The two have been together simply forever, and
have drifted farther and farther apart over the years. A string of murders
around Sherlock’s ballet company has them jolting out of their
complacency. John and Sherlock have such
a long history together, but do they still have a future?
Hey friend, I got a list of “naked” fics together. Hopefully something here will fit your ask! 😉
Sherlock is Naked
Nakedby
sussexbound (SamanthaLenore), 6 k, explicit, “… well—it’s a bit of a
leap from kissing to prancing about the flat fully nude, don’t you think?”
Sherlock looks predictably lost.
Our Candle Burns at
Both Ends by hyacinth_sky747, 2 k, mature. 4 times John finds
himself naked with Sherlock. Sweet and weird.
The Case of the
Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss, 44 k, explicit. Through a variety of
funny circumstances, John and Sherlock find themselves naked together in
situations for a case. Post-Reichenbach, John is working through his trust
issues with Sherlock, and when they finally find themselves naked in bed
together, John is ready to take the next step. Sweet and hot!
The Urge to Write
Poetry by wesleysgirl, 2 k, explicit, It’s just an average day until
John Watson opens the bathroom door and sees Sherlock Holmes naked at the sink.
Hot and sweet!
Between Friendsby
SilentAuror, 18 k, explicit. Sherlock gets abducted. As John discovers him tied
up naked in an empty storage facility and comes to rescue him, Sherlock’s body
has an unfortunate reaction which triggers a series of events. John is
convinced that everything will be fine as long as they never discuss it.
Sherlock isn’t as sure.
The Naked Truth by
coloredink, 1 k, teen. “Are you naked? In the kitchen?”
The Naked Truthby naughtyspirit, 20 k, explicit.When
Sherlock is bored, John very politely plays chess with him. He’s so very
obliging but he’s also suffering from a seemingly desperate lust that’s
exacerbated when they decide that strip chess is an excellent idea.
A Question of Skinby tunteeton, 9 k, teen. “I’m objecting to you,” John mutters,
stabbing a finger at his direction. “Naked. In the kitchen. Never mind the
pansies.”
Wow, nonny, I have a thing for men in makeup. Mmmmm. Enjoy! (*u*)
Johnlock
wears makeup
Distractions by
allonsys_girl , 9 k, explicit. Sherlock is a detective on a case in a bar. John
is a pretty shots boy working the room with a tray of drinks. Sherlock texts
Lestrade that he’s off the case for the night as he and John find a private
spot. Ooh la la, lip gloss, gold shorts and army boots, oh my! Switchlock.
Down
with this Ship by FrostedFlame (PinkOrchid), 10
k, mature. Sherlock takes John dancing at a gay bar … for a case,
supposedly. He expects John to be embarrassed by the outing, but Sherlock has
never been so wrong about something. Bi-John in full club gear is a sight to
behold!
Midnight Blue Serenity
by BeautifulFiction, 151 k, explicit. Sherlock goes undercover working as a
bartender at a hip club to catch a serial killer. John plays a bouncer and
tries to keep up with Sherlock’s antics. Good case fic, but warnings for
violence.
Ravish Me
by amalnahurriyeh, 10 k, explicit. Sherlock is experimenting with patterns of
wear on lipstick in daily encounters. John is going to go insane. This is
wonderful flirting for science! Great stuff!
The Adventure of the
Consulting Womanby DancingGrimm, 39 k, explicit. Cross dressing & trans. Really fun romp
with Sherlock dressing like a woman to solve a case, and John admitting his
bisexuality.
Sherlock the Modelby wendymarlowe, 6 k,
explicit. John comes home to find a strange woman in his flat. No, scratch that
– he comes home to find Sherlock strangely dressed as a woman. An extremely
sexy, extremely tall woman. Who informs him that they have a date scheduled to
see an erotic performance artist and possibly catch a blackmailer. Oh, and it
will be more convincing if John looks a bit dazed and a bit desperate …
Luckily Sherlock can help with that.
The Refractive Index
by NoStraightLine,
10 k, explicit. Black Peter: “Holmes was working somewhere under one of
the numerous disguises and names with which he concealed his own formidable
identity. He had at least five small refuges in different parts of London, in
which he was able to change his personality.” AKA: Five times John and
Sherlock fuck in a bolt-hole, and one time they don’t.
All the Flavours, Cherry
and Moreby cwb,
6 k, explicit. Sherlock dresses up, shows John what he really likes, and hopes
he won’t be offended. John is anything but. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Underscoredby Iriswallpaper, 8 k,
explicit. Sherlock is wearing makeup and women’s lingerie around 221B. John
tries to stifle his reactions. As Sherlock continues to up the game, can John
keep his cool or will he crack?
Hey friend, this is a fun one, but not a kink I specifically search out in my reading. I’ve read the first two on this list, and the rest looked good off of AO3. Hope something works for you!
Sex on the Table
A Study In Reflexology
by keelywolfe, 10 k, mature. John tends to Sherlock’s cut foot after a case,
offering the usual medical assistance. Somehow though, his first aid slides in
to something quite different. (Warnings for dubcon.)
Straysby keelywolfe, 13 k, mature. AU.
John meets Sherlock when he is an intern, and Sherlock is a teen ager living on
the streets, and experimenting with drugs. John keeps bringing Sherlock home
for a platonic meal and a bath … until Sherlock finally stays.
Tooth & Nail by AtlinMerrick, 3 k,
explicit. “John Hamish Watson-Holmes, I am not going to bite you no
matter—” Sherlock shut up. Finally realized the obvious. He would get his
brand new husband off the coffee table, safe and unbroken, using sex. Of
course.
Unstable by mysleepyhead, 7 k,
explicit. It starts with the table, and ends at the table.
Yogaby stilesstilerstyle, 1 k,
explicit. John in yogapants is very distracting. Sherlock absolutely has to do
something about it.
Three Continents Strikes
Againby LadyGrimReaper,
3 k, mature, Sherlock wants to know why John’s army mates call him Three
Continents. John proceeds to show him.
(Ful)Fill Me by jamlockk ,
2 k, explicit. “Sherlock tried, he really did, he truly, valiantly
attempted to ignore it. But then John came into the kitchen, humming softly
under his breath, dressing gown parted to show just a hint of collarbone and
chest, and all efforts to prevent arousal were summarily dismissed.”
Then correct me, Doctor.
by Salambo06, 1 k, explicit. Sherlock surprises John at work to
interesting results.
Better Than the Best
Dreamby Mount_Seleya,
2 k, explicit. Sherlock arranges for John to walk in on him in flagrante delicto, ostensibly to
solve a case, and gets more than he bargained for — which happens to be
everything he’s ever imagined.
Apodyopsisby QuinnAnderson, 1
k,explicit. Apodyopsis: (æpəʊdaɪˈɒpsɪs) noun. the act of mentally undressing
someone.
You’re the One That I
Want At the End of the Dayby crimsonwinter, 4 k, explicit. They made quite a sight, rutting and
groaning against each other, undressing atop a conference table in a clinic
that, no doubt, contained many people in varied stages of life and death.
a (kitchen) island never
criesby sapphee,
3 k, explicit. While having sex, Sherlock and John break the kitchen table.
(Locked to AO3 users.)
I know, right? Motorcycles are fuuun. Yes, I have a few fics I can rec, nonny!
Sherlock & Motorcycles
The Guarded Secretbymycapeisplaid,
95 k, explicit. After his war injury, John feels broken, small, and useless. On
a whim, he takes a position as a security guard of sorts at the gorgeous Holmes
Hall in Yorkshire. As it turns out, he is not as broken, small, or useless as
he thinks. A story of beauty and blossom, murder and mystery, loss and love.
Secrets by Mssmithlove, 8 k,
explicit. Unilock! Sherlock has a tongue ring and a motorcycle and a secret and
John is a curious mess.
Up To Speedby prettysailorsoldier, 13
k, explicit. John doesn’t know what he did to deserve this, but, whatever it
takes to atone for it, he is more than willing to try, because, if he has to spend
one more second with Sherlock Holmes, he might spontaneously combust. Or
strangle him. He’s currently undecided.
Give Me the Keys by Mazarin221b, 4 k,
explicit. “The day John Watson roared up outside of 221b Baker Street on a
sleek black motorcycle is the day Sherlock Holmes knew he was utterly and
completely done for.” Sherlock has a little motorcycle kink.
Not Necessarily Nuptials by Lorelei_Lee, 29
k, mature. John Watson had never really given much thought to the details of
his wedding. But he was sure that he never thought of abandoning his bride at
the altar and fleeing in a hail of gunfire on the back of a motorcycle driven
by his supposedly dead best friend, Sherlock Holmes. Not in a million years.
That didn’t stop it from happening.
nothing like love and
everything like a phoenix by transiock, 19 k, teen. Sherlock was all fire. Anyone who had any sense
of self-preservation stayed away from Sherlock Holmes, but some liked to dance
around the flames, see how long it took to get burned. That’s how it started,
anyway. Just a game, a dare. Before the flames completely engulfed John Watson.
Bonneville Black by HollyShadow88, 3 k,
explicit. John discovers that Sherlock has a motorbike. He also discovers that
he finds Sherlock on a motorbike to be unreasonably attractive.
How the mouth changes its
shape by breathedout, 132 k, explicit, 1955 AU. Genderswap Johnlock. When
someone is murdered in the washroom of the city’s most notorious lesbian club,
the investigation will lead both Sherlock and Johnnie to reconsider their
assumptions about themselves, each other, and the world in which they live.
We’ll Ride off into the Sunset by taylorpotato, 3 k, explicit.
Unilock. John takes Sherlock for a ride on his motorcycle, and later for a ride
on his cock. Hot and sweet. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Pressed for Timeby apidologist, ACD canon, 1 k,
explicit. A certain filthy detective is ‘tugged off’ in a cab by his
long-suffering companion. (What’s new.) Yes, the title might be something of a
bad pun.
Wink
& You’ll Miss It by
redscudery, 1 k, explicit. Prompt: Possesive!Sherlock and bottom!John, Sherlock
insisting they *winkwonk* right as lestrade texts him with john bein’ all john
saying there’s no time and shit so they end up *winkwonk*ing in the cab on the
way.
Crossedby illwick, 13 k, explicit. When a case dredges up
reminders of Sherlock’s past, John may get more than he bargained for.
igniteby testosterone_tea, 2 k, explicit. John seduces
Sherlock in the back of a cab while they’re both all fired up post-case.
all eyes on us by trustingno1, 2 k,
explicit. Sherlock has a theory about John and his desires. He takes the
opportunity to experiment.
Completion by feisty_one, 511 words, explicit. Sherlock was manipulative, John strikes back
with some moves in the cab on the way home.
Curious Case by Cleo2010, 44 k,
explicit. Some of the hottest getting-together sex ever. Sherlock has burns on
his hands, and has to ask John to jerk him off to relieve his sexual tension
and clear his mind. For some reason, this must go on for 11 searingly-hot
chapters as “straight” John navigates his sexuality crisis, and admits he’s in
a relationship with Sherlock.
Gross Indecencyby
bittergreens, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock and John are on a stakeout.
Sherlock gets bored waiting. John gets turned on. They’re in a carriage. You
guess what happens next. Victorian fun times!
Hey sweetie, I do know of a couple of fics that might fit this …
Train Sex & Kisses
The Hungerford Wreck by
mistyzeo, 9 K, explicit. Sherlock is involved in a train wreck.
Thankfully he escapes intact, but his ongoing fear of trains becomes a problem
to his work. Luckily his favorite doctor, Dr. Watson, has some beneficial
therapy in mind.
A Touching Encounter by Sculpts, 1
k, explicit. Victorian PWP. After, meeting Sherlock Holmes in a train
compartment on his way home to London, Dr. John Watson decides that twenty
minutes ought to be by far enough to give him a proper hello.
Encounter on the Bakerloo Line
by mistyzeo, Obstinatrix, 4 k, explicit. Enjoy the public sex kink –
Holmes and Watson get friendly on a crowded tube train, and later in a public
bathroom. I do love the sex on a train trope! This one has some feels at the
end as well. Thumbs up!
The Night
Train by PlainJane, 7 k, explicit. This is another wonderful pretend
relationship for a case – all wrapped up with an alternate first meeting.
Sherlock runs into John boarding a night train in Paddington station as he
needs to get away from some following goons, and throws himself into John’s
arms shouting “Darling.” Loved it!
Fic: His Lap Full by
lucybun, 4 k, mature. Awwww, a full train on the tube has Sherlock pulling John
down to sit on his lap. Fun ensues shortly thereafter.
Evening Rideby
lapislazuli, 8 k, explicit. Short
little PWP that is so freaking hot, I can’t stand it. John literally bumps into
a tall posh stranger in a crowded tube car, and the resulting anonymous humping
is something they seem to keep (accidentally on purpose) repeating on a bi-weekly
basis.
Love
On a Real Trainby alexxphoenix42, 2 k, mature. What if Sherlock and
John’s first meeting had gone just a tiny bit differently?
Night
Trainby moonblossom, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock gets bored on a long, quiet train
trip. He finds a way to amuse himself and drags John along for the ride.