alexxphoenix42:

Hey friend, thanks so much. I haven’t managed to read all of these, but all look like EXCELLENT stories and GREAT for this ask. 🙂

Johnlock Dirty Talk

 

Positive Dirty Talk by anon – prompt
fill, John is Sherlock’s first lover to not berate him verbally during sex.
Sherlock is blown away.

Sherlock Holmes’ Dirty Talk Needs
Some Work by yin_again, 2 k, explicit. PWP. Hot
and sweet. Sherlock uses all the clinical names for things, and John can’t
even.

Sherlock Gets Dirty
by wendymarlowe, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a
lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their
place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a “married to his
work” detective.

9 Insane Conversations with
Sherlock Holmes by
pennydreadful, 5 k, mature. Sherlock is conducting a vulgarity experiment.
Everyone gets to suffer for science, especially John.

Why Sherlock Will Never Buy John An
Umbrella by mageflower, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock
is horny and it is all John’s fault. Now here John is, stripping out of his
rain soaked clothing in their living room completely oblivious to what he is
doing to the poor detective.

The One Where Sherlock Comes in His
Pants by ellie_hell, 5 k, explicit. The five times
Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else’s.

To The Left, Or To The
Right by
lookupkate, 1.9 k, explicit. What would happen if Sherlock took John to the
tailor and Sherlock got jealous? What if it was the other way around? First
half has jealous Sherlock, second jealous John.

Kinesics by YoursTruly (Lyscey), 3 k, explicit. Kinesics:
(n) the study of body movements, gestures, facial expressions, etc., as a means
of communication *or* Five times Sherlock Holmes asks for sex, and one time he
can’t.

Not Safe For Work by MildSweet, 3 k, explicit. John
Watson runs a porn Tumblr, and of course Sherlock knows about it (though John
doesn’t know *that*). One day, he posts something that is pretty obviously
about Sherlock, and Sherlock wants to know more- but he can’t say it, so he
asks anonymously.

To Listen And Obey by allflavoursofkink (Iolre), 2 k, explicit.
Sherlock’s got a bit of a thing for ‘Captain Watson’. Shameless smut, military
kink.

Say What?! by
tiger_in_the_flightdeck, 1.9 k, explicit. Somewhere in the back of John’s mind,
a needle was suddenly torn off a record, causing it to skip.

Capability by mydwynter, 3 k, explicit. John’s
hands really were a marvel.

Consume, Consume,
Explode by
philalethia, 9 k, explicit. The
problem with sex is that Sherlock apparently can’t have it without drowning in
it. He and John attempt to work out a solution.

Exposition by anactoria, 2 k, explicit. Sherlock
is impatient. John persuades him that the world won’t end if they take things
slow.

Your Idea Of Fun by berlynn_wohl, 4 k, explicit.
“Treasure this moment, because you may never hear me utter these words
again: I’ve no idea what I’m doing.”

The Aristocrat in the
Parlour by
berlynn_wohl, 5 k, explicit. Omegaverse. A part of
Sherlock wanted John to do what alphas do so that he could do what omegas do.

Undress Uniform by 221b_hound, 5 k,
explicit. John has seen Sherlock masturbating with the bedding. Now Sherlock
wants to watch what John does when he’s home alone and thinking of Sherlock. Fantasy
sharing.

Please Please You by UpYourStreet (orphan_account), 2 k, explicit. John
wants to lose control and Sherlock’s more than willing to make it happen

Not like I love you by TeaHouseMoon, 2 k, explicit. “So, if
we wanted to… Er. Do. What you – what you said. What would be – how would we,
do it?” John looks over at Sherlock, as he’s sitting at the living room table,
fingers fiddling with the fork from his Mrs Hudson-cooked breakfast. He isn’t
looking at him and his face is flushed, his cheeks almost visibly red.

alexxphoenix42:

Hey nonny, sure gun play is a thing, and many find it right up their alley. Sadly I haven’t read most of these fics, but they look good!

Gun Play

My Life had stood – a Loaded Gun by Belladonna_Q, 1 k, explicit.  Prompt: Sherlock fucks John with his gun.

Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato, 2 k, explicit. (Locked to AO3.)
Sherlock likes it when John acts like a soldier. He likes it even more when
John brings the gun to bed with them.

Happiness is a Warm Gun by hifunctioning, 8 k, explcit. Sherlock has a gun
kink. John has a gun. ‘Nuff said.

Just Transport by izzygone, 3 k, explicit. Rape fantasy. “Don’t move. Don’t turn
around. Don’t even look at me.”Sherlock felt something pointed against his
back. A gun.

Certain Skills by NoStraightLine, 3 k, explicit. John’s never done this before. Never
even imagined it. He draws his hand back and presses the muzzle into Sherlock’s
lower back. “Shirt off,” he says.

You’re a Soldier, I’m a Warzone: Arms Race by abundantlyqueer, 4 k, explicit. My OT3:
John/Sherlock/John’s gun.

Steel Evidence by recreational, 6 k, explicit. On his search for the key to John
Watson’s libido, a lucky hit helps Sherlock to find the trigger at last.

Winter Boredom at Baker Street by janto321 (FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. Sherlock is
bored. John decides to use his gun to make him unbored. Smut ensues.

Bite the Bullet by beltainefaerie, 3 k, explicit. Of course there
wasn’t anything normal about the way Sherlock and John finally got together.

Improper Usage of Firearm by janto321 (FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit.  A bit of roleplay never hurt anyone.
Especially when Sherlock has John on his knees and calling him Sir.

Dog Tags by Tindomerelhloni, 10 k, explicit. John needed some air. He wandered
into a sex shop and found the bondage section. Sherlock was shocked to see John
standing in front of him in full military fatigues. This was going to be an
interesting day.

Seeing Things Through by berlynn_wohl, 4 k, explicit. “You’re the
one that taught me not to be ashamed to reach out with both hands and take what
I want from life.”

Splat! by Vulgarweed, 6 k, explicit. Sherlock decides he does want to go
hunting with John after all. But not for deer. Smutty coda to The Bone Fiddle
(the story of how they met, how they caught a serial killer, and how they
hooked up and shacked up in this AU ‘verse; West Virginia, USA, 1973;
Vietnam-vet!John).

Sherlock’s Secrets by damesansmerci , 3 k, explicit. Sherlock has a
rape/military fantasy wherein his big strong soldier holds him down and takes
what he wants while Sherlock begs him to stop.

alexxphoenix42:

Heya friend, oh yes, military kink is fun. Here’s some fics that feature it. Hope something is new for you …

Sherlock’s Military Kink – Part 3

Coffee,
Tea or Me?  by CumberCurlyGirl , 3 k, explicit. (OT3 Joltolock.)
James and John pick up a cross-dressing Sherlock.

A
Man in Uniform by thelookyouredoingthelookagain, 2 k,
explicit.  John sees Sherlock in a new light.

Yes
captain by Sweetheart627, 2 k, explicit.  Sherlock’s bored
and throws a tantrum. John decides to punish him. Kinky sex ensues

Dear John by BloodSeiryu and Tindomerelhloni, 218 k,
explicit. An AU in which Sherlock is in Rehab and is required to write a letter
to a random person in the military. John gets it, and they become penpals of a
sort.

just another saturday
night by vintagelilacs,
9 k, explicit. John Watson didn’t bring people home from the bar. Thanks to his
night terrors, he was guaranteed to either get violent or wake up completely drenched
in sweat; neither of which were ideal in a bed partner.  But that was before he met Sherlock.

Il Bolero by shamelessmash, 21 k,
explicit. While working a case, Sherlock follows a lead to Il Bolero, a shop
that caters to the BDSM lifestyle. There he meets a thirty-something clerk
named John who offers to help him test a few spanking tools that accidentaly
send Sherlock into subspace. He certainly wasn’t expecting to get addicted to
the sensation.

His Name Literally
Opens Doors by ThetaSigma, 3 k, mature. Sherlock’s latest case –
for reasons not quite clear to John – requires them to sneak into another
top-secret military base. Sherlock is ready with Mycroft’s stolen ID, but he
hadn’t counted on his husband being quite so well-known in the military. John
is all kinds of BAMF.

Corn Dog Daddy by inevitably_johnlocked,
2 k, mature. Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a
county fair. Sherlock’s imagination goes awry as John’s sexiness drives him
crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick.Fun crack.

Bless Mike by NovaNara, 2 k, teen. Sherlock
and John meet on Tumblr, but Stamford still needs to meddle for their own good.

Crossing Swords by GizmoTrinket, 9 k,
explicit. (Group sex.)  “You’re on
holiday,” the man repeated, scepticism clear in his expression and voice. “Yes,”
Sherlock said. Really, why was that so hard to understand? “This is a war
zone!” he shouted in exasperation. Well, yes, there was that.

More to it than Meets
the Eye by Chemical_Defect,
7 k, mature. Sherlock comes back, two years after his death. Will they resume
their former friendship? Drift apart? Or will something more develop?

 

alexxphoenix42:

How Gay Porn Ruined
John’s Life by phqyd_roar,
3 k, explicit. Well. That rather settled John’s long-standing question of
Is-Sherlock-Gay. John stared at the screen of *his computer damn it*, where a
rather telling video was paused. What John could see that was not hidden by the
big play button seemed to suggest that two of those blokes were giving the
third one a rather good time.

Fête by illwick, 29 k,
explicit.  Sherlock wants something very
specific for his birthday, but John worries it will push their boundaries too
far. Several rounds of enthusiastic experimentation ensue.

Switch by illwick, 23 k,
explicit. John is trying hard to become the man he aspires to be.

A Bit of Roleplay by A_Study_In_Johnlock, 1
k, explicit. Omegaverse. “I want to roleplay.” “Roleplay? Really? As what?” “Alpha
army doctor…and an omega that presented late in the army…with his first
heat.”

Up To London by PoppyAlexander, 5 k,
mature. 1920’s AU. Sherlock and John travel to London to honour the Colonel’s
last wish. Along the way, Sherlock reveals a particular penchant, and the two
consider their own final moments. (Dawn Before the Rest of the World series.)

The Soldier and The
Dancer by janto321
(FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. John Watson goes backstage to meet the star dancer

The Idiot by Arcwin 21 k, explicit.
Sherlock, in a bout of tremendous wisdom, decides to create an experiment
measuring (via The Rage Scale,
naturally) John’s reactions to various types of experiments in the flat. You
know, for science. And to make sure John never withholds sex from him again.
Obviously.

The cheeky private
by Hotaru_Tomoe, 3
k, explicit. Sherlock is at the Military Academy under false identity to investigate
a firearm traffic. He meet John, who is deeply dissatisfied with his current
life… Actually it’s just a big excuse for hot Johnlock sex.

Obviously by mariaWASD, 3 k,
explicit. Sometimes, John observes things that Sherlock probably wants to keep
secret, but this time, he can’t possibly mind.

Your Doctor’s Orders
or Don’t Stick My Dog Tags up Your Arse by elwinglyre, 6 k, explicit. Sherlock takes what
doesn’t belong to him and John Watson administers the necessary disciplinary
actions to correct his friend. That’s what happens when you take your partner’s
dog tags and do unnatural things to them. Tongue in cheek PWP for the most
part, but does have a bit of story tied in. First person POV John. Set after
S2.

Full Battle Rattle
by GizmoTrinket, 2
k, explicit. Sherlock like’s John’s uniform. He likes it a lot. Can be read as a stand alone
fic.

At ease, soldier! by Angel-without-wings-sew,
2 k, explicit. For years John and Sherlock have danced around the possibility
of romance. But what happens when they have to adopt costumes for a case and
John digs out his old army fatigues?

Better
than fantasy by NovaNara,
2 k, explicit. For Sherlock’s birthday, he has a request…and Captain John
Watson is happy to indulge him.

Strange Love by Violetwylde, 6 k,
explicit. This is a story of trust, vulnerability, and exploration. This is a
story of latent military kink, cuckolding, and copious sex.

alexxphoenix42:

Oh friend, this is a delicious category with soooo many nice fics. Do enjoy! 😉

Military
Kink

A Study in (Military) Kink by orphan_account, 6 k, explicit.
John came home that afternoon with his hair freshly shaved, a soldier’s high
and tight. Sherlock was a bit, um, distracted.

The Military Sort by tristesses, 3 k, explicit.
Afterward, John will joke that it all started because Sherlock is a lazy
bastard, and he can’t stand a mess.

A Military Ball by Sexxica, 4 k, explicit.  John
and a younger Sherlock meet at a military ball with John wearing a kilt.

What Sherlock Deleted by thelookyouredoingthelookagain,
4 k, explicit. Our take on the Sherlock-deleted-orgasms prompt. Sherlock
deletes all information he deems irrelevant, but John sets out to show him that
pleasure is not meaningless at all.

Sherlock’s soldier!John Kink is
Getting Out of Hand by
wendymarlow, 1k, explicit. Sherlock’s got a secret kink. And a secret box where
he hides his pictures of John in uniform. And a very, very secret crush on his
flatmate.

Uniform by kirakira_nanoda, 4 k,
explicit.  Sherlock is turned on by John’s
uniform. John suits up and orders Sherlock into his bed. Oh my my!

Watson’s corporal by
Tiofrean, 1.9 k, explicit. Sherlock has a military kink. Captain John Watson
has his own corporal.

Dog Tags by Tindomerelhloni, 10 k,
explicit.  John needed some air. He
wandered into a sex shop and found the bondage section.  Sherlock was shocked to see John standing in
front of him in full military fatigues. This was going to be an interesting
day.

Captain Watson by
Sexxica, 5 k, explicit. Sherlock is bored and it is driving John insane. Time
for Captain Watson to take charge.

Laddie in the pleats, Soldier
in the sheets by
jamlockk, 2 k, explicit. John’s former colleague Bill Murray is getting
married. Sherlock wants to surprise John but gets more than he bargained for!

The Seduction Battle of 221B
by
chucksauce, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock could be patient, but John could be
stubborn. And both of them were just competitive enough to make it fun.

The Toy Soldier by SilentAuror, 16 k, explicit.
One day John comes home from work early and walks in on Sherlock doing
something he never expected to see…

Private Rituals by justacookieofacumberbatch
(buffyholic), 4 k,
explicit. Sherlock has a very specific
masturbation ritual, but what would John think of it?

A Man in Uniform by janto321
(FaceofMer), 1 k,
explicit. When Sherlock asked him to put on
his old dress uniform, John thought it was for a case. When he finds it wasn’t
necessary, well, someone is going to get punished.

A Touching Encounter by
Sculpts, 1 k, explicit. After meeting Sherlock Holmes in a train compartment on
his way home to London, Dr. John Watson decides that twenty minutes ought to be
by far enough to give him a proper hello.

I Know. by Meowzalot, 2 k, explicit.
Prompt: “Established Johnlock relationship. Military kink. Spanking.
Finger fucking with leather glove.” Toplock.

This Goes Against British Army
Regulations by
starrysummernights, 7 k, explicit. Sent by Mycroft on a mission to Afghanistan,
Sherlock finds a…stimulating way to occupy his time. (Locked to AO3 users.)

Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes, 3 k,
explicit.  John brushes his thumb over
the gun’s slide, over the rear sight. Sherlock’s mouth feels too wet. He could
lick John’s fingers, suck on them, bite down softly on that callus that is a
direct result of John’s frequent need to handle the gun at all. Sherlock could
do that, John might like it, really. Sherlock has been told his mouth is
absolutely lovely.

John’s missing Wednesday by
PlainJane, 7 k, explicit. “Now John I’d poison. Sloppy eater – dead easy.
I’ve given him chemicals and compounds that way; he’s never even noticed. He
missed a whole Wednesday once, didn’t have a clue.” What really happened
when Sherlock slipped his best friend a little something…

Belt-Fed Cock by vulgarweed, 4 k, explicit. Sexy, kinky PWP. Sherlock likes it
military, likes it rough, and dreams of being used an orgy. John sees what he
can do about this. Wows.

Command Structure by 221b_hound, 49 k, explicit.  John knew Sherlock wasn’t dead after
Reichenbach, but he’s still surprised to find him dressed like a tramp at 221b
one night. To help Sherlock deal with his PTSD, they set up a little game. John
wears his army fatigues, and Private Holmes wears the dogtags. HOT stuff.

Two Two One Bravo Baker
by abundantlyqueer, 114 k, explicit. Awesome war-time romance AU. John is a
soldier in the war in Afghanistan. Mycroft asks Sherlock to fly in and solve
the mystery of some suspicious political murders. Plot, love, sizzling sex, and
fabulous research found in this! (Murder and violence of course too.) A fav.

Ridiculous
by KateAtTheClose, 5 k, teen.  John is
the best retrieval expert in the British army, but why does he have to keep
rescuing the same bloke over and over? A dry, wry and witty read with a totally
tasty BAMF! John and ‘damselindistress’ Sherlock.

alexxphoenix42:

Hellooooo friend. Why yes, I might have a few things for this. I have to say, these fics are just addictive. MMmm so sweet! 🙂

Johnlock –
Morning Sex

Sherlock Holmes’s Late Morning
Rejuvenative
by
mistyzeo, 1 k, explicit. Victorian. Following almost immediately upon the heels
of Tweed’s Dr. Watson’s Early Evening Restorative, some reciprocal morning
smut.

Saturday Morning by Cerauno,
3 k, explicit. Easy morning sex between John and Sherlock on a perfect weekend.

In the Morning by rachel4revenge,
3 k, explicit. Sherlock is turned on when John has an erotic dream while
sharing a hotel bed. He is completely mortified when John wakes to find him
wanking. That’s alright though, it’s all fine.

Morning
Sunlight by slashscribe, 3 k, explicit. Sherlock wakes to
admire the way the morning light caresses John’s skin through the window.

Sunday
Morning by Avice, 2 k, explicit. John wakes up next to
Sherlock for the first time. It’s the best thing ever. John’s first person pov.
Lovely.

Things
Happen in the Small Hours of Morning
by
janto321 (FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. Even at Baker Street John Watson has
nightmares that keep him awake. Early one morning he’s surprised to find
Sherlock in his room, making an unexpected offer.

Light
of the Morning by thirtypercent, 2 k, explicit. A kidnapper, a
counterfeiter, a murderous adulterer. Stakeouts and frantic chases, biscuits
and bad coffee, moments of sleep stolen in the dark hours before dawn.
Interminable interviews at the station, Lestrade’s weary resignation and
Donovan’s derision. Now, Sherlock’s warm, lean form draped over John, limbs
heavy with sleep.

Morning
Light by Mianmaru,
1.5 k, explicit. John and Sherlock wake plastered together in a hotel bed after
a case. What happens next is something completely new.

Morning
Kisses by loveanddeathandartandtaxes,
1 k, mature. John and trans Sherlock are husbands, and happy to wake up
together for some lazy morning sex.

Blanket
Forts and Morning Things by artfulinanities, 1 k, explicit.  “Why did you leave?” John shivers at the sound
of Sherlock’s baritone all roughened by sleep, his diction loose and easy,
vowels rounded and consonants soft. “We both reeked of pond water and I needed
a shower,” John replies, snagging a pair of pyjama trousers from a drawer and
slipping them on. “Up you get, love. I need to clean the sheets.”

The
Morning After by WhimsicalEthnographies,
3 k, explicit. John wakes up thrilled and Sherlock is scared of ruining
everything. Lovely shower sex ensues for the morning after.

Intolerable
Sex Kink by Mycapeisplaid,
8 k, explicit. You never know what you’re getting into with Sherlock. John’s
momentary doubts about the future of his sex life are allayed. Set the morning
after the pair get back from their weekend at Willow Cross. For when mundane is
good. No offense intended to anyone’s kinks or preferences! It’s all in good
fun. (part 2 in Corpus Hominis
Extras
series.)

Kinds
of Keepsakes by Snug,
2 k, explicit. Sherlock and John share a nice morning in bed, followed by John
discovering Sherlock’s cute hobby of scrapbooking.

Early
Days by arden_scott,
3 k, explicit. Sherlock’s new to this whole relationship thing, but John is
happy to let him learn as they go along. Lovely morning sex.

Isn’t
There Something in Living Dangerously
by astudyinrose, 5 k, explicit. The morning after pilot!John shot the cabbie, he wakes up in
pilot!Sherlock’s bed.

alexxphoenix42:

There were just too many great Johnlock stories featuring sweet and stunning morning sex to stop at one list …

Morning Tea by the_trip_backtoearth, 2 k
explicit. John and Sherlock share an early-morning cup of tea in bed before a
bout of lovemaking. Sweet and sensual. Thumbs up!

Slowly by sweetcupncakes, 2 k,
explicit. Sherlock’s eyes close as John licks and kisses his way down that
lithe body, long fingers trace up and over John’s shoulders, cupping over his
ears. John rests his chin above Sherlock’s navel. “Tell me what you need,
love.”

Every Bad Boy Loves a Sailor by Vulgarweed,
10 k, explicit.  Bone Fiddle-verse, 1970’s
Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock tells John a smutty
and (mostly) true story. John’s got some mixed feelings about Sherlock’s
promiscuous past, but he can’t deny what hearing about it in lascivious detail
does to him – especially now that he’s the only one safely naked in bed with
him.

Morning Comes
by
testosterone_tea, 3 k, explicit. The boys get a bit drunk, and John notices The
Scars. Drunken kisses turn into something the next morning. Non season 4
compliant.

The Only Good Thing About
Sleeping by UpYourStreet (orphan_account),
2 k, explicit. (Locked to AO3. ) Sherlock wakes up and just can’t stop himself.
John’s more than fine with that.

Dayspring by Odamaki, 1.8 k,
mature. (Locked to AO3.) Sherlock slips into bed at four thirty in the morning,
and though he tries to be quiet, John’s not a heavy sleeper and is expecting
him. He shuffles over and makes space in the bedclothes for him, dumping one
warm arm over Sherlock’s chilly ribs.

Cloudless Climes and Starry
Skies by astudyinrose, 2 k, explicit. John wakes up in
Sherlock’s bed the morning after they have sex for the first time.

The Domestic Touch by
janto321 (FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. John loves the way his life has woven with
Sherlock’s. He loves how comfortable they are. And he loves Sherlock in his
bed.

Let the Sun Fade Out by nothingislittle, 2 k,
explicit.  He could warm the sun itself,
Sherlock thinks, could heat their flat with just his presence, could brighten
the room with one dazzling smile or just the sparkling in his eyes.

Wake Me Up by thedeathchamber, 1. 7
k, explicit. Waking up with Sherlock was fantastic, of course, but waking up
with Sherlock and then having sex was bloody amazing.

alexxphoenix42:

Hey nonny, thanks so very much for the snaps! Here’s a few titles that should fit this ask! Great idea!

Sleepy Sex

Lucid
Dreaming by prettyvk, 1 k, explicit. A smutty, angsty
interlude within the Ink Your Name Across My Heart story.

The Sleep
Training of Sherlock Holmes by cwb, 10 k explicit. Sherlock
has never had a usual bedtime routine. John tries to help. (Locked to AO3.)

Dreaming
in Lucidity by keelywolfe, 2 k, mature. John woke up slowly,
hardly aware that he wasn’t dreaming.

Dream a
Little Dream (of Me) by patternofdefiance, 3 k, explicit. Imagine John
catching Sherlock having a wet dream, moaning John’s name.

Upon
Waking by 2bee, 3 k, explicit.  (Dub-con.) It sets on slow: John can only be
awake while Sherlock sleeps, and vice versa. Their lives are codependent, but
never meeting. Like a set of scales. (Locked to AO3.)

Turnabout
is Fair Play by peeve, 1 k, explicit. (Dub-con.) Sherlock crosses
boundaries, as usual.

Delightful,
Morally Dubious by peevee, 1 k, explicit. (Dub-con.) John gets his
own back. “And since when have you ever cared about wrong, Sherlock?”

Wake Me
With Your Mouth by bendingsignpost, 2 k, explicit. When John sends
his groggy flatmate to bed, he doesn’t expect to play alarm clock a few hours
later.

Isn’t
There Something in Living Dangerously by astudyinrose, 5 k, explicit.
(Pilotverse AU.) The morning after pilot!John shot the cabbie, he wakes up in
pilot!Sherlock’s bed.

Nowhere
to Be by allonsys_girl, 5 k, mature. (Retirementlock.)
John is ready to retire. Sherlock is ready to retire. But they always assume
they know what the other one is thinking, and often they really, really don’t.

Turn Me Off by mific, 2 k, explicit. “Well, this is going
to be fun, and intensely romantic. Necrophilia here I come.” Sherlock fears he
can’t relax for sex unless he’s asleep.

‘Till I
Break by pandoras_chaos, 4 k, explicit.  “I love you, you know,” John mumbles, sleep
tugging at the edges of his consciousness again.  “Mmm, I know,” Sherlock murmurs back and John
can’t help but grin, squeezing Sherlock closer and allowing his fingers to card
gently through Sherlock’s tangled curls. Sherlock practically purrs and melts
into him, tucking his face into John’s neck and exhaling slowly.

Somnophilia
(While You Were Sleeping) by AtlinMerrick, 13 k, explicit.
Sherlock did it to John that way only once. Once, however, was more than
enough. Because when you’ve got a brain like Sherlock Holmes, you can take once
and you can take it apart…

For the
Love of God by Dandelionwine29, 2 k, explicit. After a difficult
case, Sherlock is asleep and John must entertain himself. Until Sherlock
decides to help.

In Search
of a Word by Remy_Writes5, 8 k, explicit. Set after “I’ve
Just Seen A Face”. John knows that he and Sherlock are something to each
other, he just isn’t sure what.

alexxphoenix42:

Hey nonny, what a fun request! Hope some of these fics satisfy your desires! 😉

Johnlock Wet Dreams – the Fic Recs

Dream a
Little Dream (of Me) by patternofdefiance, 3 k, explicit. Imagine John catching
Sherlock having a wet dream, moaning John’s name

Perchance
to Dream by dorothydonne, 7 k, explicit. Fantasy AU. Sherlock has been the voyeur
to people’s dreams for as long as he can remember. It’s why he hates sleeping. That
is, until he stumbles into one of John Watson’s dreams. Then suddenly sleep
isn’t so unwelcome.

A Good
Dream For A Couple Of Idiots by Irrevocably_Sherlocked 2 k,
explicit. John startles awake, struggling to clear the remnants of the
lingering dream from his brain. It had been so real, the vivid images still
present when he closes his eyes. He is breathing hard and cursing his
subconscious for betraying him. Because as much as he has tried to stop himself
from imagining things, he can’t control his dreams, it seems.

Five times John and Sherlock
ended up in bed together (and the one time they didn’t get that far) by
ureshiiichigo, 6 k, mature. In the five times…. +1 style. John and Sherlock
sleep together many times before they actually have sex.

Somnium
by GubraithianFire, 1.4 k, explicit. Sherlock has a very vivid wet dream
in his Mind Palace complete with TWO John Watsons for his pleasure.

Caught by Salambo06,
1.8 k, explicit.  Based on a prompt :
“Johnlock necessary bed sharing and one has a wet dream and the other
catches them”

In the
Morning by rachel4revenge, 3 k, explicit. Prompt: sherlock and john
sharing a bed because of a case… and one of them waking up to the sound of the
other having a wet dream especially if they’re saying the other person’s name
whilst doing it.

Open Door by
nightmare_kisser, 10 k, mature. Sherlock knows he shouldn’t be looking. Except
it’s a bit difficult to turn away and walk down the hall when it’s so obvious
and fascinating and there, almost like an invitation.

Nocturnal
Admissions by chucksauce, 1.7 k, explicit. PWP smut. From prompt:
“could you do something with teenlock, where sherlock and john are sharing a
room, but in separate beds, and one of them wakes up to hear the other either
masturbating or having a wet dream.“

alexxphoenix42:

Sex by the fireplace

 

And if you say the word, I
could stay with you by CaitlinFairchild, 12 k,
explicit. On the one-year anniversary of the day John left Mary to return to
Sherlock, a snowstorm has them hunkered down, making love and eating stew in
front of the fireplace. Sexy, and romantic, and such a wonderful peek at this
perfect duo. You will melt.

Their Great Reward
by BeautifulFiction, 10 k, teen. After Christmas, Sherlock and John both escape
their family gatherings early, and meet back up at 221B for a power outage in
the snow, and whisky by the fire to stay warm. Pre-relationship to kisses.

A Fine Romance
by Mazarin221b, 2 k, explicit. John thinks he should probably explain to
Sherlock a few of the finer points of romance. Wine, strawberries, a roaring
fire on a winter’s night. Sounds perfect, right? Leave it to Sherlock to find a
way to make his own point, instead.

The Mystery of the Olive Green
Chair by allonsys_girl, 11 k, explicit.
Victorian. John and Sherlock find a good use for Sherlock’s large green chair
at 221b.

Christmas Leaves its Mark
by janto321 (FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit.  In which John and Sherlock have their first
time in front of the fireplace on Christmas evening. And Sherlock discovers
John is a biter.

Mornings (Mournings) by HumsHappily, 10
k, explicit. If he had been asked, John would answered that he had expected
their first time together to be fast. A moment of passion, teeth clashing
together, tongues warring. Instead, their first night was slow, nearly achingly
so. It started with a case….

Fire-side
by cypress_tree, 3 k, mature. The heat is broken, so 221b is warmed by the
fireplace. A cosy, domestic Christmas fic containing spice cakes, snowflakes,
cardamom, and poisonous evergreens.